I thought you just order Beef n' Brocolli...old joke.
A Chinese couple are going at it hot and heavy and then the man yells out, "I want 69!".....the woman looks at him and says, "Why you want beef n' brocolli now?"
Mozzer4Life
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Does anyone else watch 24?
by Mulan inlast night was the season finale for 24. it has been a very fast paced season, for all the characters.
i was so upset that they killed terry, but wonder if anyone thinks she might not be dead.
it sure looked like she is, the way jack carried on with her in his arms, instead of going for help.
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Mozzer4Life
24 definitely rocked that house last night....that is how prime time TV should be done. The supposed death of Terry was a bit of a suprise, but that might of been the hook that keeps us guessing till next season. I worry about the next season though...how could it get any better? The show kinda reminds me of the movie Die Hard...all this crap happening to one person in the span of a day....here's to the next 24...yippee kay-yea Martha Focker!
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X-FILES Final Episode
by Yerusalyim inok, i just watched the final episode of the x-files!
who else is disappointed?
does this mean that dana and mulder are christians now?
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Mozzer4Life
Dissapointed, yes, but only in the fact that the show has ended. It seems all "finales" are mildly dissapointing, remember Seinfeld....yikes. The finale cannot be just like another episode. It has to come to and end, it is a wsy of saying goodbye. And goodbyes are never easy.
Should the show have ended with Mulder and Scully saving the world and eliminating all of the aliens. No. Should it have ended with them dying and the aliens taking over. No. They ended it leaving questions open....which is as real of an ending as we should expect. There is a shadow government, there are aliens and somewhere out there Mulder and Scully are getting it on....I'm happy with that.
"I think about life
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CARROT, EGG, OR COFFEE BEAN
by Billygoat ini usually delete these type of emails, but thought it was an interesting analogy and i thought i'd share.... .
a young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her.
she did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up.
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Mozzer4Life
That's really good, and you know how I love my analogies. I would have say that I am a coffee bean, with a little egg on the side, over easy please
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The sob story continues,,,
by Elsewhere ini think i may have pissed off the gods or something.
;) my luck just turned further south... i just totaled my car.. i was coming around the bend where 360 north exits to the 183 east and west fork in arlington texas.
as i came around, there was suddenly a long line of stopped cars.
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Mozzer4Life
Glad to hear you walked away from the accident with minimal damage. Jerry told Andi that when he saw your car he was amazed that you were even alive. It's good you payed attention to those "learn alot from a dummy" ads!
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I'm addicted!!!
by Billygoat ini'm supposed to be working, but can't seem to get away from this freakin' board!!!
can anyone help me or give advice as to how they limit their time here.
i do really well when i'm out of the office meeting with clients, but when i'm at my desk i'm a lost cause.. simon, i can't get enough of your place!!!
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Mozzer4Life
Well, there are worse things you could be addicted to, but I guess on the other hand there are better things ...enjoy it.
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Overbeer becomes Godfather....
by Valis inwell, you can all kiss my ring now that i have become don valis...form one line to the left please.....just got back from meeting my lovely godchild mina katherine abston in arlington va/baltimore md..oh and i even got to read from the lectern...twice...i'm sure the holy water was boiling and sacrament soured just as soon as i walked in the door at saint michael and all angels episcopalian.
take a good look, because i sincerly doubt any of you will ever see me in dress up any time soon.. .
sincerely, .
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Mozzer4Life
Congratulations Valis, she's a real cutie...and lucky to have you as her Godfather.
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Hello From Texas Aposto-Craw-Fest
by COMF ina note from the group, to tell you we had a great meal and a great visit for three hours until the restaurant people came and asked us if we would give up the table for another group.
so we adjourned to my place and have been talking and laughing ever since.
just called for pizza and decided to let you all know what you're missing!
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Mozzer4Life
You're right Valis, we needed your conservative stance and influence at said function, it might possibly have prevented my eyes from seeing Jerry give us his impression of the birthday suit!
Some male apostates even asked if they could take some crawfish home with them, but were informed that they probably won't look as pretty in the morning. Ohhh the humanity!
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Happy Friday, enjoy!
by peaceloveharmony inthe following is an excerpt from a children's book, "captain underpants and the perilous plot of professor poopypants", by dave pilkey: the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.... use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first .
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = .
greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.. use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:.
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Mozzer4Life
Hmmmm....Chim-Chim Girdlesniffer. It seems I've been found out, must go now...gotta clean my nose, busy weekend ahead!
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Aposta-Crawfest
by Elsewhere init is almost crawfish season.
would anyone be interested in an aposta-crawfest here in the dfw area?.
before i start doing any legwork on this i would like to get a head count.. "as every one knows, there are mistakes in the bible" - the watchtower, april 15, 1928, p. 126 .
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Mozzer4Life
I'm down with either weekend.