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Posts by MrMoe
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What is your Favorite perfume
by butalbee inwhat is your favorite perfume?
how do you like to smell[lol], and how do you like your significant other to smell?
is scent a sexual stimulant for you?
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WT's new propaganda on net
by Dogpatch inthe watchtower has all kinds of new propaganda about lies, manipulation of information, etc.
http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2000/6/22/article_02.htm.
looks like we've all been lied to by apostates, they are really the true religion after all!!.
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MrMoe
ReBorn - Yeah, I am getting sick, too.
<<<<passes Alka Seltzer to ReBorn
The next thing I see will be about hypocrisy.
Love,
MoeUADNA - FL
Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Florida Division -
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how do you know what love is?
by mbst inthis is love for me, what is love for you?.
who can make me cry or laugh at the drop of a pen.
someone beautiful on the inside and gorgeous on the outside.
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MrMoe
Syn -- lol
Ok, a side note - You see, love takes many shapes and forms. The truest form of love is unconditional love. I love everyone, I have no room for hate. I have loved and still do love many people. But, there is a difference between relationship love and relationship sex. True love between a man and woman is something higher - spiritual. The following song describes it all for me:
In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel (edited to be relevant)
Love, I get so lost sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you areAll my instincts, they return
The grand facade so soon will burn
Without a noise
Without my pride
I reach out from the insideIn your eyes, the light, the heat
In your eyes, I am complete
In your eyes, I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes, The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes, oh, I see the light and the heat
In your eyes, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyesHugs,
Moe -
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Could the Society buy it's way out of exposure?
by TweetieBird inreading another thread about pedophiles and dateline, the thought occured to me that maybe the society would buy some advertising from nbc with the stipulation that nothing negative be aired about them.
is that possible?
i've always been from the school that money can buy anything!
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MrMoe
It IS possible, but I thought the WT was against advertising? They would rather have thier meek little slaves do the work for them?
Hugs,
MoeUADNA - FL
Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Florida Division -
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stuff on your panties
by WildTurkey in.
what is that stuff on your under panties .why thats clitty litter.
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MrMoe
OMFG I cannot believe I just read that! Clitty litter? EWWWWW It is called TAKE A BATH, be CLEAN. yucko
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SEX TEST
by WildTurkey ininstructions: .
get out a piece of paper to keep score.
answer each question with a number between 1 and 10.
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MrMoe
105 - Sex is uppermost in your mind. If you are female, you might be into such things as short skirts, tight clothing, extra bright makeup, spiked heels. You love the whole idea of the mating dance. With both sexes, however, your clothing may also reflect your power program. Whether single or married, you are looking for sexually-oriented affairs. You are out for it, one way or another. But if you have a significant partner and he or she wanders, you will feel intense jealousy.
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Well, NO KIDDING!
Sloppy Kisses,
Moe -
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Yet Another SEX QUIZ !!!!
by Prisca injust for fun!.
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http://www.thesite.org/magazine/sex_and_relationships/animalquiz.html.
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MrMoe
FUN POST!!!
Your a Tiger
Grrrr!!! You sexy beast! You're a party-goer, the life and soul! Anything goes, and its usually instigated by you. Role play, bondage, it's time to get kinky. You're passionate, energetic, raunchy and sometimes noisy! Anyone caught in your claws is gonna be walking funny for the next few days. Easy tiger!.
OMFG I am kinky? I didn't know I was kinky?!?! I love that walking funny part. Sooooo true
Sloppy Wet Kisses,
Moe -
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how do you know what love is?
by mbst inthis is love for me, what is love for you?.
who can make me cry or laugh at the drop of a pen.
someone beautiful on the inside and gorgeous on the outside.
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MrMoe
I had posted this poem before, but I will share it again:
I was sitting on the couch listening to Moby (the CD Songs) crying my eyes out. I was having a very lonely yet very beautiful soulful moment. My Emmie walked into the room. We had a heart-to-heart, and this is what we said, almost word for word:
(My little girl said to me)
Mommy, why are you crying?
I said --
Because I love somebody
We just haven’t found each other yet.
Or maybe we never will.Then she said
Yes, but mommy, why are you crying?
I said --
My soul is not complete, my dear
And I think I will die alone.Yes, but Mommy, WHY are you crying?
Well...
Because I thought I found the One
But I was so very wrong
The One would be more beautiful than any other
And the One would never cause me pain
I would have no fear
They would be my light
They would be my shelter
And they would make my cold heart blaze with the warmth of 10 Suns.YES, but Mommy WHY are you CRYING?
Because my dear...
I took a long pause and then I said --
Emmie, I love you
More than any other
You have been there for me
When nobody else even cared
Your little heart touched mineAnd when one day
I close my eyes
And I do not wake
Please remember, my little precious one
I am with you always
And nothing
Nothing
Can break your mother’s love.Then she looked at me and smiled
With a sparkle in her eye
And said the sweetest thing my ears could ever hear
I love you too, Mommyhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=17722&site=3
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=17701&site=3
Kisses and Hugs,
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Oscar Nominations for JWDB
by patio34 inhi, i know we've had "who's-your-favorite-poster" threads, but in lite of the recent academy awards, i thought we'd try our own here.
here are some of the categories.
name one nominee for each category, plus any new categories you come up with.. 1. best thought provoker.
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MrMoe
16. Most Courteous - Gopher and Lilacs
17. Best series - Amazing and Dave/aka seven006
18. Best Grand Man - Dave/aka seven006 or Amazing
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Oscar Nominations for JWDB
by patio34 inhi, i know we've had "who's-your-favorite-poster" threads, but in lite of the recent academy awards, i thought we'd try our own here.
here are some of the categories.
name one nominee for each category, plus any new categories you come up with.. 1. best thought provoker.
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MrMoe
1. Best Thought Provoker - Dave/aka seven006, Mindchild, Amazing
2. News Article Bringer - Dave/aka seven006
6. Best at Evolution/Atheist Expounding - JanH or FunkyDerek
7. Best Sarcastic Wit - Mindchild
8. Best Grand Dame - Lilacs
10. Best All-Around Poster - Dave/aka seven006
11. Best Proprietor of the Best Li'l DB around! - Simon and Ang
12. Best WTS Rebutter - AlanF
13. Best Thread of the Year - The ones on tats and/or sex
14. Best Troll - Fred
15. Most Missed Poster - SlayerLayer