Once there was an old, wrinkly woman who had a faithful cat that she loved very much. One day, while cleaning her attic, she happened upon an old tarnished lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp vigorously with the corner of her apron, a genie popped out, and offered her three wishes. She thought a moment and said "I'd like to be young and beautiful". Poof...She was young and beautiful. For her second wish, she said "I'd like to be incredibly wealthy". Poof...she was surrounded by piles of cash and jewels. The genie then told her "you have one more wish". She thought for a moment and spying her beloved cat, told the genie, "All my life I wanted a faithful, loving man to share my life with, but I've never met one. My dear cat is very loving and faithful, please turn him into a man who loves me". Poof...There, in place of her beloved cat, stood a gorgeous, handsome man...the handsome man turned to her and said "Don't you wish you didn't have me neutered last week?!"
CJ