Posts by cptkirk

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If you ever heard someone say 'what a tool' but weren't sure what that meant, well now you can know for certain

by cptkirk in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85phs.

cptkirk

on another note, the gray cowboy is actually a member of jwn, that is onthewayout who slugged him. (joking)

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If you ever heard someone say 'what a tool' but weren't sure what that meant, well now you can know for certain

by cptkirk in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85phs.

if you want to get technical like that, to me, that kid is too much of a dork to be a dick. you gotta be something to begin with to be a dick, and that kid was just a tool. :P ....look at how fem he gets when he gets the idea to give him a ww in the ear, that is a straight tool haha.

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If you ever heard someone say 'what a tool' but weren't sure what that meant, well now you can know for certain

by cptkirk in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85phs.

cptkirk

you're right, it is a good lesson in a few ways. if the performer hit him any harder, it would have thrown the lesson out the window. the performer did miss a better opportunity though, which showed that he did let his anger get the better of him to an extent. the reason i say this is because he had a clear shot at the solar plexus. if he would have hit him there, it would have followed in the spirit of the dipshit's antics, causing his legs to buckle, without the possibility of blood on the face, and this would have been preferable.

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If you ever heard someone say 'what a tool' but weren't sure what that meant, well now you can know for certain

by cptkirk in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85phs.

cptkirk

tool spelled backwards is loot , just realized that....coded messages abound

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If you ever heard someone say 'what a tool' but weren't sure what that meant, well now you can know for certain

by cptkirk in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85phs.

cptkirk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85PHs

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For those claiming to be Christ: you are not! I am

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

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friends

for those claiming to be the biblical christ-messiah, you are wrong.

i am the christ!

and, i can prove it.. ----.

cptkirk

why do i all of the sudden feel like richard pryor at the end of "the toy" after reading this thread title....

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Maybe we SHOULD start watching what is going on in Israel....

by Newly Enlightened in

just heard this on world news on nbc ,[u.s.a] .

here's the link, it's interesting for those of us watching world events.. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/20/17360084-israel-becomes-a-fortress-nation-as-it-walls-itself-off-from-the-arab-spring?lite.

cptkirk

sorry size, i love ya, but no idea what to say that to that comment. the only thing that can destroy america is america. so if you're talking about civil attacks, that could happen...but international warfare on us soil? that is pretty much going to be the end of humanity ...at least if it were to occur at this juncture.

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Maybe we SHOULD start watching what is going on in Israel....

by Newly Enlightened in

just heard this on world news on nbc ,[u.s.a] .

here's the link, it's interesting for those of us watching world events.. http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/20/17360084-israel-becomes-a-fortress-nation-as-it-walls-itself-off-from-the-arab-spring?lite.

cptkirk

hate to say it, but, something is about to happen. if you know the key indicators, then you also know something is about to happen. i really hope this is not the case, and, i'm not even going to outline the key indicators.....but ,more than likely as soon as the summer ends, you're going to see some kind of major strike....possibly with new technology weapons such as,what rumors say, were used at the baghdad airport (they aren't all that new but they haven't been used before)other than in a small way supposedly at the bd ap(neutron weapons/emp bombs), so new in that sense. i don't want to speak specifically because the kind of carnage brought on by these types of events isn't to be spoken of casually. unfortunately, these are the cycles of the days in which we live. until we can start implementing some of the amazing new technology that is being developed(new superconductors, magnetic levitation, and so on) for the sake of energy usage that is sustainable for the current population...

i'll mention one indicator for example, but there are many, there was a report that high level officials believe that chemical weapons were used recently in the conflict going on in syria right now. they even went so far as to say that, even though they couldn't confirm it, they would believe it nonetheless ....this is one of many indicators that say, we(the military) are going to take action now, because we said we would if a circumstance such as this arose. israeli officials are saying that they did(use the chemical weapons)...obama arrives and it just so happens that the leader of israel is happy to see obama for once....there are many many indicators...these are just a mere 2. i truly hope, that they can implement some procedures to stifle the war, and avoid any possible escalations over there. death from above is bad enough for those wearing the uniforms, but for the innocents caught in the crossfire, this is truly truly an unspeakable tragedy.

we should be thankful that we have a relative peace in our areas for the most part, and more importantly, we have the opportunity for progress. we backslide at times, but no matter how bad things can get in terms of social issues, we have to remember that, for the most part, we always have the opportunity to become more than just human...how? we do it by rising above the issues. we get hit by a truck, and instead of looking for vengeance, we get up, wipe the dust off, and seize this opportunity to teach by example ,not by word. ...the most powerful examples are usually just that, watching someone else, and learning from their example. there is a spirit out there that we all know is greater than flesh and bone, and it is accessible to us. this is why one man or woman is not greater than any other man or woman, because we all have access to the spirit which makes us greater than flesh and bone and dirt, it's available to everyone, but it requires discipline and work sometimes to connect with it. this spirit is not vanity, or brute strength, or money --it is simply that, a spirit, a spirit of love--this is the spirit which empowers a man to lift a helicopter off of his friend, it is the spirit of honor and love. and if you have ever wielded this spirit, then you know, that you have never possessed anything nor fantasized about the possession of anything else, that can rival the power of this spirit, it is the spirit which gives us access to the eternal. this spirit grants a blessing, and i believe our country was greatly blessed at one time, because we had so many citizens who knew this spirit, and fought in concert with this spirit.

i found a video of the guy lifting the helicopter off his buddy....and i cannot judge the anchors heart, but it certainly doesn't sound like she knows anything about this spirit, as she describes the man as channeling a sumo wrestler or something of the sort that she says. what he was channeling was the spirit, the spirit that puts this man his friend above his own life, and it informs him, it informs him that to say to himself - i will tear every muscle in my back and break every single vertebrae from top to bottom if necessary, but i am pulling my buddy out of this situation, period.

http://funvideos123.blogspot.com/2011/05/most-shocking-hd-videos-man-lifts.html

the anger that this organization created or channeled into me made me lose sight of this spirit a bit. they lied to me. if you try and argue with them they will just double talk you to death, but it simply comes down to this: the bible says that god cannot be charged with evil, yet the elders have committed evil in many people's lives (while having the backing of the members of the cong in some cases and the gb for that matter), because they are supposedly selected directly by god, and are carrying out his works. yet, they admit to being imperfect, and this imperfection causes them to carry out evil at times.....but god cannot be charged with evil. this big loophole is causing the drowning and massacring of so many good people(at the hands of lets say highly disturbed elders). people who have already lowered themselves to this org, and have sacrificed so much, and then are further decimated by evils carried out by the religion itself....without any apology, because they cannot be wrong, in their minds. yet, god cannot be charged with evil, and the elders have carried out evil (whether it was a mistake or not doesn't matter much to the victims) and the funny thing is, they will go ask god for forgiveness while ignoring the victims.....blame the victim is the name of the game.

i ask you, if you know this spirit that i speak of, please work to be in unison with it, for your sake, and for the sake of others as well. this spirit is all the strength and security that you need.

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The Apostate Boogeyman

by RayPublisher in

londo has written a great article (imo) about how apostates are a figment of the jw imagination, fomented and concocted by none other than the watchtower.

not necessarily the dictionary definition of the word apostate, which simply means a person who leaves their religion, for by that definition everyone who leaves any religion to become a jw is an apostate.

no, it is jw conception of the apostate, both as an individual and as a group that is imaginary.. .

cptkirk

it's bigger than apostates. it all starts when they tell you that you have to "hate" what is bad...of course a scripture does say that, but they go the extra mile. almost like, see how many levels/tiers of crazy that you can convolute in your mind. for example, if the bad guys were lions, it would go something like this: level 1. lions have fangs and they can sink them into your flesh (demonize fangs) 2. lions have big claws which can tear you apart (demonize claws) 3. lions have very powerful strength that can knock you over with such force that you receive brain damage (demonize strength) 4. lions will try and intimidate you with snarls, squinting eyes, etc. (demonize snarls/squinting eyes) 5. show record of lions eating people in the past (more fodder in the way of real life examples of lion attacks to further demonize). so there you have FIVE tiers of fear(five fingers of death), it is almost a competition to see who can stack the most levels of fear to become the most spiritual person, ye who stacks the highest wins (except what they don't realize is the only thing they win is first prize in the crazy contest).

they of course do not do this with lions, they do it with apostates, or sex or something like that. if you are only a 1 tier or 2 tier guy, that probably means you are an unspiritual schmuck who requires much training. if you are a 8-9 tier guy, well then you are doing jehovah's will, you are also technically insane at that point, but boy you are spiritual so who cares.

see, if you look at a lion and the only thing that you see as bad are claws(1 tier), that is only 1 level of fear. on the other hand, if you see the 5 things outlined above all at once, well then, you will be 5x terrified and 5x less likely to play patty cake with the lion (this is jw reasoning). insert _____<----anything to be demonized here (apostates, sex, money, etc)

ye who demonizes the hardest wins, and ye also dies of heart failure at 42.

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JW women in critical condition after being attacked by pit bull while out in service

by JimmyPage in

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http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20130319_11_0_twowom831238.

cptkirk

jws and mormons aren't the only kookoos knockin on doors bra, sit down and have a drink.