Posts by Mum

Prayers are very passionate with Holiness people. They pray for all the people still living in sin, express gratitude for their meager belongings, and take prayer requests from the church members before beginning the prayers. Prayers are said out loud in church, with everyone praying out loud at the same time, so it's hard to hone in on anyone in particular. Mostly, they were loud!

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Sad Dog / Cat Diary - hilarious video

by Simon in

these are hilarious - his voice-over is perfect .... sad dog diary.

sad cat diary.

fruit bats.

Mum

Have you read The Plague Dogs by Richard Adams? It has some great observations by dogs as well.

Thanks for those hilarious videos!

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Prince ask George Lopez to study the Bible with him. So So funny!!

by jam in

on the tv show the view today, george a guest on the show stated,.

prince approached him and ask to have a bible study, george said.

hell yes.

Mum

So do celebrity dubs have Bible studies only with other celebs? My nieces would consent in a heartbeat to study anything with Prince!

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My Grammy passed away this morning...

by diana netherton in

peacefully after a short bout with leukemia.

she was 88 years old and the foundation of my life.

she will be sadly missed by me and everyone whose lives she has touched.. .

Mum

I'm so sorry, Diana. Your grandma sounds a lot like mine. We can console ourselves somewhat by remembering how lucky we were to have them with us for so long. A lot of people lose grandparents in childhood.

With sympathy,

SandraC

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Imitate their Faith - New book coming

by 2kingdom1914 in

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Mum

. . . and how to twist the fabric of my clothing into an "alien baby" image.

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When You Were A Little Kid, What Did Your Mother Say To Get You To Eat Your Vegetables?

by LoisLane looking for Superman in

jw
friends

i hated peas.

my mom would say, "the kids in china are starving.

eat your peas.

Mum

You make me feel really weird, Lois. I loved my vegetables, but I couldn't stand meat. I could eat pork and fish, but chicken and beef did not taste good at all to me. Once when I was in the hospital, I was forced to eat the meat on my plate by a hospital employee. I threw it up. She left me alone after that.

Once, again when in the hospital, we had brussels sprouts. I liked them, but none of the other kids did. So about 8 kids dumped their brussels sprouts on my plate. We all got yelled at.

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When You Were A Little Kid And Your Dad Said Prayer, Did He Ever Say Anything Strange?

by LoisLane looking for Superman in

jw
friends

my dad used to pray for the witnesses behind the iron curtain.

i couldn't figure out why were they caught behind this heavy curtain.

couldn't they just find a door and leave?.

Mum

That's funny, Lois! I was always afraid to ask questions about things I didn't understand for fear of being laughed at.

Your story reminds me of something that happened in my pre-JW life at my grandpa's church in the woods of Tennessee. Both of my grandfathers were country preachers. I lived with my maternal grandparents and was taken to church often. My sister would come and spend a few weeks with us from time to time. My sister was not ever taken to church except when she was with us.

On one of my sister's visits, when we were both preschoolers (she was 3 and I was 5), my grandmother was preparing us for Sunday School. She told us that if we were called on to say a Bible verse, the shortest and easiest to remember would be "Jesus wept."

So Sunday came and we were taken to church. Our church was a shack in the woods and did not have amenities such as Sunday School rooms. So we split up into groups by age, and each group occupied a pew or two. My sister's group was across the aisle from my group. My grandmother was my Suncay School teacher that day.

Each of the little kids was called upon to recite a Bible verse, as we called them. When my sister's turn came, she, of course, said, "Jesus wept." After she said it, she stood up in the pew and yelled across the room at my grandmother, "Hey, Mamaw, didn't Jesus ever mop!"

The whole church exploded with laughter.

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Gifts for C.O.'s and D.O.'s

by sosoconfused in

does anyone else find it funny that the circuit overseers and district overseers go to a new congregation every week, have all their bills paid and then for some odd reason the elders always find a way to give them extra money.

on top of that there are atleast 10 families in every hall that give them a green handshake.

then the people who give them expensive gifts (i am ashamed to say i participated in this) like watches etc... yet these guys still act like they are giving up so much.... .

Mum

Once when I was a dub, my mom commented about how the JW's wouldn't celebrate birthdays or anything that could be construed as special attention or "creature worship" for anyone. BUT, she said, when that Circuit Overseer comes around, they all bring out their best food and hospitality and treat him like a king.

Years later, she became a JW herself. Go figure.