Apostate man:
“What do the schools teach about the American Revolution and England getting its hiney spanked?”
They teach accurate history [hopefully], and we ruled more than a quarter of the planet so a few North American states weren't such a big deal.
“Do you actually say "The Queen Her Majesty"? or just "Queeny"
Why are Americans obsessed with our Royalty? Most English give her little thought or comment, many find the Royal family extremely boring.
Does the water over there really suck as bad as I hear it does?
It can do, the only thing predictable about our weather is that it’s unpredictable!
Do the women have hairy armpits, or is that France? lol
Your insular American education is sadly showing! Of course English women shave their pits, so do the French, it’s the big butch German women you need to worry about!
How do you view the U.S. and its citizens in general?
How long have you got?
What about Cananda? Aren't they like a "leg" of England?
No
Do all your buildings sink into the ground about an inch every year?
whaaaaaaaaa? Where do you get this stuff?
You guys going to the Euro dollar?
It’s called the Euro, not dollar, and no not at present, we are keeping our Pound for now.
…And most of the English I have met over here seem to be stuck up or have a chip on their shoulder(maybe I am wrong?).
You are very wrong, American urban myths are the worse when applied to England, you all seem to see us as we were 150 years ago, or from some quaint 18th Century period drama in an old English country house! Come to London for 6 months and you will see a highly modern city, over 320 languages spoken with a massive wealth of history, culture, and interest. Travel around the UK for 6 months; see the real England [i.e. London is not a good representation for the rest of England anymore than New York if for the whole US.]
Do they air any American TV shows? American commercials? Are your teeth really bad or is that a myth? No orthodontists?
Yes we get all the American stuff, good and crap, far too much of the crap. Teeth are just as good as Americans but you tend to obsess on the teeth and forge the brains! (Just teasing)
Take a look at this web site; it’s one of yours! Some details are slightly out of date, but it will give you a reasonable start. Just click on ‘U’ and then United Kingdom.
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/