If you like to impose your views on others while suppressing their right to express their own contrary beliefs
If you like to have your voice heard but would trample upon the voices of others
If you receive no recognition in the real world but flourish as a big fish in a tiny puddle
If you have an inferiority complex and can only gain acceptance and a sense of meaning by being in a small, closed minded, close knit group
If you have spent your life being a less than average nobody but get to don a suit three times weekly while masquerading as an important 'minister' on official, theocratic duty
If you have an overwhelming propensity toward religious bigotry based on a false assumption of moral superiority
If you have an unhealthy preoccupation with the relentless passing of time, while all the while feeling that it is your worst enemy