And Jesus wore a beard.....a very HIPSTER thing to do!
Oh and, just a thought re beards: if they are so wrong, then why did God make men naturally grow them?
Dude - you got it so wrong - Beards were made perfect - but Satan Perverted them - so now people wear them to promote themselves as being more important than god.
Evidently the are used in satanic sex rites as well.