OMG !!! I was just innocently reading these posts - and as I scrolled down there was a picture of a girl in a bikini!!
I let Satan in my heart (by not throwing my computer out the window and saying a prayer) and immediately started masturbating, then I turned gay, then I left my family, then I turned to drugs, then I became a full-time male prostitute.
Everything the WT said came true.
Thank you Gisele Bundchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!