Snake In My Fridge

by finallysomepride in

i just now went to get meat from my fridge to cook, took the meat out & shut the door as i shut the door i thought i saw a piece of rope in the six pack i had just opened & had removed 2 cans, already drunk 1.. open the door again & there i saw what i thought was a piece of rope, but i look a bit closer ...... shit it's a friggin snake, bugger i had only just taken two cans out wtf.. .

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WOW - The cold should have made the snake harmless or dead.

What did you do?

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Has Watchtower taken the joy out of 'the good news of the kingdom'

by UnshackleTheChains in

i ask this question for the following reason.

i was sitting at the kingdom hall thinking about all the rules, procedures, policies, teachings that each member must follow ......or else!.

at the watchtower study we are reminded of the paradise earth where we will all be the same and happy.

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Yes completely!
It used to be about Love, and Brotherhood, and Mercy.

Now its only about, dont touch your penis or vagina, dont look at porn, dont watch vampire movies or zombie movies.

And GIVE US YOUR MONEY.

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Lurkers

by Freedom rocks in

do you think elders and gb members monitor this site to catch people?.

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I do know that one of my COs in the past assigned one elder to monitor the Social Media sites the teens in the hall were on.

Even when I was in I thought that was a scum bag move.

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Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth in

is this true?

is this really true?!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qirjv48c55m.

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I wonder if the Bethel Boys have figured out that when they are JerkingOff to porn on their SmartPhones, they better be on just their Cell Service since Tony probably personally monitors Network Traffic on the Wireless account.

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Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth in

is this true?

is this really true?!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qirjv48c55m.

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I think everyone's response should star off with - Fuck You Bobby.

Sparrowdown - I wonder if all the paper towel tubes in the garbage are always sticky?

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Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth in

is this true?

is this really true?!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qirjv48c55m.

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I hear these are a big seller with the Bethel Boys.

HoMedics Thera-P Versatile Vibration Massage Pillow

I gotta get me one :)

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Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth in

is this true?

is this really true?!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qirjv48c55m.

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sparrowdown - hmm - I could go for breading a nice muffin.

Is boning baked goods off limits in the Big House too?
They are sooo warm :)

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Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth in

is this true?

is this really true?!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qirjv48c55m.

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Poor Bro Walls.

min 1:14 - I wish I could "Engage in the breading act" (is that what the kids are calling it these days) like 3 or 4 times a day.

Since the almighty doG made me that way all I need now is a lifetime supply of firm pillows!

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