nicolaou
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Should I assimilate him...?
by biblexaminer insince i am still an active jw, or at least appearing to be, i still have my tubules in place and i am quite capable of assimilating a human.
the question is, should i?.
since i have to remain in this org.
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Atheists/Agnostics/Prayer
by patio34 inon the subject of prayer: this is addressed to the more atheistic or agnostic ones amongst us.. now, all those years i prayed really hard when times were tough, and then things worked out.
i now believe it was my own hard work that gave the solutions.
prayer was helpful in that i felt i had help.
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Any of you guys hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He used to lay awake at night wondering if Dog existed.
Nic'
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nicolaou
Hi Red'
so I'm an apostate am I?Hurt. Hurt and saddened. But to show you how much I really care, I found this graphic for you
If you cut&paste this link,
[take out the **] http://**www.redhorsetech.com/monitor/redhorse.gif
into your thumbnail URL under 'my profile' you will have a nice looking logo for your messages.
Love,
Nic'p.s here's a nice alternative
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Funnies!
by nicolaou inseems like so many of us have a good joke or funny story to tell.
i thought it might be a good idea to have somewhere to put them.. nic'.
junior's room.
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nicolaou
Seems like so many of us have a good joke or funny story to tell. I thought it might be a good idea to have somewhere to put them.
Nic'
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Junior's RoomOne day mom was cleaning junior's room. In the closet she found an S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."
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BRITS v YANKS
by nicolaou inbrits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
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Aww Mommy!
If I promise to be good and not say mean things anymore, will you be nice and let me stay? Pleeeaaase?Nic' [:|]
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old, somewhere to go, proud, and fearless
by messenger ini have done some really bad things that involve kittens and ducks but i do not want to tell you my story, unless you ask, then i will have to refuse.
while i need help and consolation, i hate everyone on this board and will attack anyone that replies to this topic.
please do not try to help me or i will kill myself and it will be your fault.. love,.
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"i have to be involved with six large hamsters every night for five nights running"
Running! Good god man, get them into a dry bath with you, they can't get away from you that way."i am an albanian dwarf"
does that mean you're a little guy with pasty skin and red eyes? Uuuurgh!"now i am going to hide"
and the rest of us will count to 100. fruitloop
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BRITS v YANKS
by nicolaou inbrits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
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"Spotted Dick, and Frog in the Hole my ass."
Francois you worry me. I don't need to know what type of 'dicks' or amphibians you keep up your ass!"You have infected the planet with Hoof & Mouth Disease."
Actually it arrived from China - does the US have F&M?"You have infected the planet with Tony Blair."
Ooooh. Now that's where you tripped up - big time! I mean what do the American people actually think of THEIR president?http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com
http://www.american-politics.com/
http://nobodyforpresident.org/
http://www.gwbush.com/
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Perhaps in all fairness though it would be best to let the man speak for himself.
The prosecution rests.Nic'
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Quotes from your president when he was a governor:"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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"Republican's understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
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"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." 8.11.1994
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"The holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." 9.15.1995
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" I believe we are an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change" 5.22.98
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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." 12.6.93
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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 11.30.96
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"I have made a good judgment in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
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"The future will be a better tomorrow."
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"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." 9.21.97
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
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"I stand by all the misstatements that I have made." GWB Jr. to Sam Donaldson
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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
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"Public speaking is very easy."
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"I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican."
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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
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"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
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"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." 5.20.96
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"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." 9.22.97
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"For NASA, space is still a high priority." 9.5.93
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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." 9.18.95
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"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George W. Bush may or may not make."
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"We're all capable of making mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may have made."
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that is doing it."
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"It's time for the human race to enter a solar system."
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Nice one Tallyman!
Thought you might also appreciate this in the same vein, it is in fact the main 'welcome' image to my site. -
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BRITS v YANKS
by nicolaou inbrits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
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Funny how no USA posters noticed what today is.
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April 14, 1865
President Lincoln is assassinated by John Wilkes Booth in Washington, D.C.
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