Darkknight757
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If you believe in Heaven or Paradise earth, what things will not be allowed?
by James Mixon inband aid, first aid kits, tissues(no crying) but you will need it for you know what, car wrecks,.
prostitution,bills, sun lotion , bug spray, sun glasses,mouse traps,winter clothing,bathing suits two piece,.
drugs, alcohol,stop lights,sad songs,sanitation napkins for women, pills for men, pills for over active kids,.
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Generation Nonsense in today's WT
by Slidin Fast inabraham was part of the 9th generation as a descendent of shem.
yet, their lives overlapped by 150 years.
yep, they were of the same generation!
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Darkknight757
Right Hippie but this will give them president to associate this with "the generation".
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Generation Nonsense in today's WT
by Slidin Fast inabraham was part of the 9th generation as a descendent of shem.
yet, their lives overlapped by 150 years.
yep, they were of the same generation!
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Darkknight757
Wow how long can they make a generation lol. What's a typical generation? 30 some years? Now they found a loop hole for 150? They are really getting desperate. -
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If you believe in Heaven or Paradise earth, what things will not be allowed?
by James Mixon inband aid, first aid kits, tissues(no crying) but you will need it for you know what, car wrecks,.
prostitution,bills, sun lotion , bug spray, sun glasses,mouse traps,winter clothing,bathing suits two piece,.
drugs, alcohol,stop lights,sad songs,sanitation napkins for women, pills for men, pills for over active kids,.
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Darkknight757
No more death and gore metal.😕 I'd rather live in a world full of giant man-eating spiders from hell. -
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Lame and werid sample presentations at the meeting
by purrpurr inthey used to let bro's and sis's do the sample presentation and give them the leeway to put it in their own words thereby making it more natural.
not so anymore!
these days the sample presentations are beamed from mother website.. they seem to have been written by someone who has no experience of how people talk in real life.
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Darkknight757
That's right blondie. What's sad is that their "Paradise Earth" teaching has no real foundation in scripture and it is so foreign to people that it's a real hard sell.
Lets read that same old crust Psalm 37:29 which upon research has nothing to do with earth but has everything to do with the land of Israel. Most people aren't dumb enough to believe that this is some promise that one day the earth will be a paradise. It's just a word of hope for a man that someday things will get better for his people, Israel.
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Last night's talk re sisters wearing head covering, puke making!
by purrpurr indear sisters,.
when you are fortunate enough to be in the presence of a jw penis you must take care to show the proper respect for it!
doesn't matter if said penis is prepubescent!
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Darkknight757
This reminds me of a situation that happened over a year ago with a pioneer sister at my congregation.
She was studying/indoctrinating a lady in the second school with the doors closed when the wife and I came into the hall at break time during Saturday service. We decided to hang out at the hall to see if someone was going out in the afternoon.
This pioneer sister suddenly ran out of the second school to go to her car, grabbed her head covering and then apologized because she didn't have it with her while indoctrinating a person in the Kingdom Hall in another friggin room where we couldn't hear anyways.
Totally crazy!!! Like I even cared in the first place!!!
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2016 April Presentation Videos!
by Atlantis in2016 april presentation videos... 1. https://we.tl/thuzl9l3y6.
.. 2. https://we.tl/rahu5ar64d.
.. 3. https://we.tl/2wzjvg4su8.
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Darkknight757
I think the overall problem is that most JW's have pudding for brains.
If their brain had a face it would look like this:
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2016 April Presentation Videos!
by Atlantis in2016 april presentation videos... 1. https://we.tl/thuzl9l3y6.
.. 2. https://we.tl/rahu5ar64d.
.. 3. https://we.tl/2wzjvg4su8.
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Darkknight757
So realistic.😳
I can't imagine people in the audience actually believing that those crappy presentations would work.
Its more like:
JW: Hello. How are you today?
HH: "Shuts door"
JW: "sighs"
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Why does this crap happen to me?
by Darkknight757 ini swear i must have bad luck or just happen to be in the wrong place at the right time or maybe i'm just blowing this out of proportion.. so the other night my wife and i are packing the car to head home from vacation in the smokeys in tennessee when i get the brilliant idea to take out the garbage at 9:30 at night.
i walk in the dark to the caged garbage can with a flashlight, put the trash away and walk back to the house.
afterward i decide to load up the car.
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Darkknight757
By the way talk with in-laws went good. For now I told them I am no longer an Elder because of events from last year. I didn't get into great detail about how they have been lied to their whole life and that Watchtower IS Satan himself. Just going to do a little at a time.
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Why does this crap happen to me?
by Darkknight757 ini swear i must have bad luck or just happen to be in the wrong place at the right time or maybe i'm just blowing this out of proportion.. so the other night my wife and i are packing the car to head home from vacation in the smokeys in tennessee when i get the brilliant idea to take out the garbage at 9:30 at night.
i walk in the dark to the caged garbage can with a flashlight, put the trash away and walk back to the house.
afterward i decide to load up the car.
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Darkknight757
The guy obviously had explosive diarrhea. I mean it looked like the urinal was hit with a shit grenade. The smell was incredible. No so bad that I couldn't eat my sammich though.
I just hope it wasn't the cook that did it. 😥
