I sure hope to high hell they don't 'consider' this new YPA book at the Theocratic Misery School. Because the last time they did that back in the early 90's, we had to sit through four separate masturbation student talks on four separate weeks.
At least I didn't get that talk assigned to me. The ones who did get that 'privilege' wisely didn't show for their talk, leaving some schlub to be duped into volunteering for it. They got to choke their way (no pun intended) through five minutes of talking about the evils of masturbation.