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  Care for a mint??

  by simplesally in

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  fresh breath with a smile!

  not only is each hard mint a detailed replica of an erect pecker, they are very minty and refreshing as well!

  makes a great gag gift, so get several tins now and have them ready!

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  notperfectyet

  Sally!

  Order me some please...

  Can you imagine handing them out at an assembly?

  ROFL
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  FARKEL!

  by notperfectyet in

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  call me!.

  nothing to see here...ignore the yellow ribbons..keep moving please...

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  Call me!

  Nothing to see here...ignore the yellow ribbons..keep moving please...
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  one year ago

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  well a year ago, i ended a five year relationship with a man i thought i'd marry and have babies with.

  i left for lots of reasons but mainly because i'd lost myself and i wasn't really happy with him.. i moved into my own place and life has been an adventure.

  i dated a 21 yr old, that was interesting haha.

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  Ahh..that's my little girl!

  I'm proud of you.

  Have fun, but remember.. I still want Grandchildren
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  Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmm'

  by Farkel in

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  i was trying to do a little catching-up on posts this afternoon and read the thread where leander discussed his resignation as a ms as he is ending his days as a dub.

  congratulations, leander!

  you made the right choice!

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  Most kids need a good beating these days anyway.

  Why would a man want to put his thingy in his wife's mouth?

  
  non_trias_theos,

  you son_of _a wedded mother!

  I have been looking for you! These quotes prove who you are. You owe me$$$$$$$$ for child support!
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  I'm Baaaaaack!

  by gilwarrior in

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  well, i have been gone for over a month now.

  i am surprised that people have been asking about me.

  i just want to assure everybody that i am fine.

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  Hi Gil...WB!

  I have been to Vegas, more times than I want to remember....

  The cabbies...they are great!!!

  I did have one episode of one not knowing where the f*** he was,
  and charging me for it..he was an old timer....wasn't keeping up on the growth of Las Vegas...

  Go for it Gil...next time I'm there..I hope you're my ride.........
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  To My Mother

  by MrMoe in

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  at about 6:30 this evening my mother passed away.. .

  the best mother and the best wife anybody could ever be blessed with.

  she was not only my mother, she was my friend.

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  Mulan and Xander,

  Those poems, or expressions of life and love, got me going again on the crying thing...

  Beautiful...(not to be confused with an Estee Lauder commercial that makes me cry when the beautiful woman in the beautiful dress is running on a beautiful beach with beautiful children)

  Amanda...If there is a God, if we are created in his image......

  your mama is running on a beach right now.....warm water, sand and sun...
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  To My Mother

  by MrMoe in

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  at about 6:30 this evening my mother passed away.. .

  the best mother and the best wife anybody could ever be blessed with.

  she was not only my mother, she was my friend.

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  notperfectyet

  Typing this through tears...

  I am a mom, so are you Amanda.

  When we go, if our children can say what you just said about your Mom,
  we did good.

  Love and hugs...
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  Retraction for the Ladies

  by waiting in

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  in a post to imbue, i stated that julie and tina still had active accounts here.

  i was mistaken - both women have had their accounts de-activated, whether by personal choice or simon's choice.

  that's what that little line drawn through the poster's name means - "they are no longer with us.

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  notperfectyet

  Actually Imbue,

  I have a great carrot recipe. You boil them until they aren't stiff, put them in a blender and whip until smooth!

  Of course for added flavor I toast marshmallows on top!

  It's a good thing.....
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  Retraction for the Ladies

  by waiting in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in a post to imbue, i stated that julie and tina still had active accounts here.

  i was mistaken - both women have had their accounts de-activated, whether by personal choice or simon's choice.

  that's what that little line drawn through the poster's name means - "they are no longer with us.

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  notperfectyet

  I'm sitting here roasting marshmallows in the "Love Lisa Camp"

  And I have to tell you all, I came home from the doctor this morning feeling really sick, read this thread and have been LMAO.

  Thanks, laughter is the best medicine!
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  Pick Six

  by SixofNine in

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  last weekend, i helped a friend with his entry in a 24 hour video competition (we won in our catagory, btw).

  i am an extra (non speaking)in the film.

  first one to correctly identify me gets dinner and a movie.

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  You were the giant green eyeball!

  Simplesally, you know its just an acting tattoo.

  Six, since I have seen you, even with your clothes on. I forfeit dinner at Burger King.