Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmm'

by Farkel 55 Replies latest jw friends

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  Farkel

  I was trying to do a little catching-up on posts this afternoon and read the thread where Leander discussed his resignation as a MS as he is ending his days as a dub. Congratulations, Leander! You made the right choice! In his resignation letter to the local window-washers, he said:

  : Enclosed with this letter are the keys for the literature department. All literature records and related material are located at the kingdom hall.

  You mean to say that in the most sacred dub place of all, the Kingdom Hall, the literature has to be LOCKED UP? You mean to say that in the spiritual paradises of all dub spiritual paradises, they are worried about their very own spiritual paradisettes STEALING Watchtower literature, and so they have to lock that stuff up?

  If they have to lock up stuff, why don't they lock up stuff that is actually WORTH something?

  Only in dubland would someone be stupid enough to steal garbage.

  Oh, nevermind!

  Farkel
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  non_trias_theos

  $$$You mean to say that in the most sacred dub place of all, the Kingdom Hall, the literature has to be LOCKED UP? You mean to say that in the spiritual paradises of all dub spiritual paradises, they are worried about their very own spiritual paradisettes STEALING Watchtower literature, and so they have to lock that stuff up?$$$

  Sometimes money is kept in the hall, dipwad. Or a homeless worldly person like yourself may decide that he wants a free Bible or Bible literature to browse while he eats a cold ham and egg sandwich on the sidewalk. You know what Im talking about.

  $$$If they have to lock up stuff, why don't they lock up stuff that is actually WORTH something?$$$

  Only a dense nut like you would ask a dumb question like that.
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  Celia

  Aaahhahah... this is gonna be good...
  Waiting for Farkel's answer to the newbie...
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  Matty

  Sometimes money is kept in the hall

  Money is never kept at any hall - JWs are crazy, but they're not THAT dumb. Besides this is the literature department, not accounts. Brothers and sisters don't buy literature and magazines anymore, so the respective servants don't handle any money!
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  Soledad

  Or a homeless worldly person like yourself may decide that he wants a free Bible or Bible literature to browse while he eats a cold ham and egg sandwich on the sidewalk

  Im not sure that browse would be the right term....maybe, ahem, toilet paper? Hey, no homeless person would use the Daily Post--that's actually worth something!!

  Jehovah is your God and not my God, thank God for that.
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  WildHorses

  You're gonna get it

  I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
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  Fatal Error

  Farkel,

  Some of the JW books can fetch as much as 200$ at auction, I for one make a nice little packet that way...
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  larc

  Non,

  So if a homeless person walked and took a magazine to read whilst eating his sandwhich, that would be a bad thing??? Why? I thought that that is how many became JWs and went on to pioneer, etc., by some chance occurance, where they read a magazine. So, why is this a bad thing??????
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  non_trias_theos

  $$$Money is never kept at any hall - JWs are crazy, but they're not THAT dumb. Besides this is the literature department, not accounts. Brothers and sisters don't buy literature and magazines anymore, so the respective servants don't handle any money!$$$

  Money is sometimes at the hall. Some brothers come in at midweek and obtain literature. They then place money in one of the boxes. Maybe only certain times this happens. But it does happen. What about when brothers or sisters also place money in the box on Tueday nights?
  Brothers and sisters do give contributions for the lit as well. Maybe the brothers do have boxes in the lit room. Or maybe they are afraid that someone like Farkel will want a Bible to read as he begs for change in the street. He might even try to sell some of the literature for profit.

  Each situation is different.
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  Farkel

  Hello newbie,

  : Sometimes money is kept in the hall, dipwad.

  Dubs are dumber than I thought, then.

  : Or a homeless worldly person like yourself may decide that he wants a free Bible or Bible literature to browse while he eats a cold ham and egg sandwich on the sidewalk. You know what Im talking about.

  Possibly. Why do all the doors to the rooms in Brooklyn Bethel have locks then, asshole? Did homeless people wander in without escort and haul out TVs and stereos under the noses of everyone who works and lives there? Or were they put on the doors decades ago because too many dubs, including Bethelites are thieves?

  : If they have to lock up stuff, why don't they lock up stuff that is actually WORTH something?$$$

  : Only a dense nut like you would ask a dumb question like that.

  Only a coward like you wouldn't dare to challenge that question.

  : Jehovah your God is one God

  I'm not worried about Jehovah. I'm more worried about creeps like you that believe he's going to kill everyone but yourselves. I simply can't imagine a paradise earth populated with 6 million dipfucks celebrating over the gore of 6 BILLION bodies the day after your make-believe God has his genocide-fest.

  Farkel