you know you're a jehovah's witness when.... being offered a scholarship to a good university is considered a bad thing.. when you see a house you like you claim it for after your god kills the owner.. you recieve spiritual guidence from a bus driver and a window washer.. you're engaged to a person you only met 3 months ago.. your widowed mother is marrying a man she met at the convention who she's known for 2 weeks.. there's jehovah's witnesses meeting in your house on a saturday morning to talk about going out knocking on doors on a saturday morning.. a lie in on a weekend happens about twice a year.. you dont talk to your own parents/children because they have a different opinion about a magazine.. you're not quite sure what you're supposed to believe anymore.. when someone criticizes your a magazine you feel like you're being attacked.. your 3yo son owns a suit.. if you're not married by the age of 30 you're considered to be gay or something wrong with you.. (for girls) if you havent married the first or second person you've dated you're considered promiscuous or something wrong with you.. you get your scientific knowledge from a magazine written by people who've never been to college and have never actually read the source they claim to be citing.. you get excited if there's a storm or natural disaster.. you get excited when there's a terrorist attack.. you get excited when there's a pandemic.. your version of tinder is the lunch break at a convention.. your girlfriend dresses like her grandmother.. your grandparents, despite being in the same religion as you, died believing totally a different belief system..
You know you grew up a Jehovah's Witness when:
Your mother didn't use her wooden spoon for cooking.
You got it with the belt for turning around in your seat during the meeting.
You knew you would be kicked out of the house if you ever got disfellowshipped or pregnant
Sorry, not funny
LOL!
What Watchtower doesn't mention: These are the affluent children of the JWs who ignored all the counsel and started successful businesses and careers, then either sent their kids to college or set them up with their company.
san francisco is harvesting the homeless peoples poop for composting.
they fixed the problem.
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Yep, Biahi, This is happening all over California.even where I live, way north of Sacramento. These people shouldn't be confused with the ordinary homeless. These people are living a transient "Lifestyle". They are most often mentally ill who refuse to take their meds, criminals. and are kicked out of the homeless shelters because they refuse to obey the simple rules, one of which is to look for a job another is "don't hit".
To make matters worse, these pigs are purposely starting fires both in their "camps" and elsewhere.
Baihi, you have a PM.
Installed could simply mean the time at which the candidate who is elected in Nov. actually takes office in Jan.
what is the watchtower's current study book?.
is it what does the bible really teach?.
is it what can the bible teach us?.
Before the "Live Forever" book was" The Truth that Leads to Eternal Life" book which came out in 1968. Before that people not only had to study the "Let God Be True" book but also "This Means Everlasting Life" as well. Some people took years to get through those impossibly wordy books.
very sad news .i am zing's partner.
first time on any kind of blog so please forgive any mistakes.
we have lost zing to the coronavirus this saturday gone, in the early hours.
So very, very sorry for the loss of Zing. I enjoyed his descriptive way of posting. He seemed very loving and kind. You, and all who loved him have my deepest sympathy.
i hope it's all clear now.. https://youtu.be/abcnryekw2c.
It is plain to see that the Goat paid "more than the usual attention" to the chart and understands the overlapping generation better than the majority of JWs.
i hope it's all clear now.. https://youtu.be/abcnryekw2c.
Scenic Viewer, In all fairness, it might not be your attitude that hinders your understanding. Jesus EVIDENTLY meant overlapping. DUH
Maybe your problem is masturbation. LOL!
some light entertainment ... there are apparently 39 beatles songs hidden in the picture, but depending on how to interpret some of them you may come up with more.. please post one each, to give everyone a go, and describe where the song is in the picture (so it's not just coming up with a list of beatles songs).
also, check for existing answers - i'll post summaries to show the ones already identified.. .
Blackbird The top, just left of center.
every single news item, on every single news channel, and the majority of threads on this site, for the past three weeks seem to be either directly or indirectly related to covid-19.
is nothing else happening in the world?
has putin stopped slaughtering syrian civilians?
Rubby, I too, bought toilet paper whenever I could find it. Problem now is we're stuck with the crappiest (see what I did there LOL) flimsiest paper ever! These are off-brand melt-in-your-hand rolls for sure!
