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Posts by obiwan
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16History of the middle finger
by doodle-v inisn't history more fun when you know something about it?.
giving the finger.
before the battle of agincourt in 1415, the french, anticipating victory .
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What is The Zaniest Thing You've Ever Done?
by Frannie Banannie inmy most zany thing was back in 1970 when i lived in maryland....i was working for the pr.
geo.
and also had a part time job in the evening working for giant food in their payroll/personnel dept.....one evening, my boss at giant food in hyattsville, phoned me and told me that a coworker of his was going to come down to the office and that if i would provide him with transportation to where they were meeting, i could have the rest of the evening off and he would write in my time as though i'd worked the whole evening as usual....great!
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obiwan
Well I was a dub at the time, my friend was not but went to meetings. His sister had a camaro and we took it out one Friday night, she was out of town. We were racing another car, when around the corner came a cop (dammit). I was the passenger, and as we passed the cop (center divider) I looked back to see if he turned around to get us, sure enough he did. We had enough of a lead on him to floor it, and get around the same corner he came from. As we got around the corner, we both realized he would catch us because, after the corner was a long stretch of road. So, just after the corner was a dirt road to the left, I told my buddy to turn off the lights and pull onto the road, it was dark and trees and large bushes were on both sides of the raod. We did, and we waited, a few seconds later, the cop flies by, lights on, siren blaring. This long stretch of road also has a main street midway to the left. So, we waited a couple of minutes, started the car and went home.
Two days later the cops showed up asking about a white camaro, we were not home, but his parents were. There were three white camaro's in town and the cop didn't get the plate, so they ran a description in the computer to get the addresses. His parents questioned him and he dummied up.
Not many can say they outran the cops!
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How many ways can a man romance a woman??
by dancnfool_60 inhi everyone.i just wanted to see if i could get some help here for a male friend of mine.
he is having a hard time with the romance deptartment.
i gave him a few ideas of my own but i thought if i threw the question out there maybe i could get him some views on how to romance a woman..... thanks for any sugggestions.
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obiwan
I think romance is an art form. Just as in art, it needs to be thought out. What kind of canvas are you using? What colors interest you? In order for one to be creative in romance, you have to know yourself. What do you like? What kind of things turns you on? Then flip it around. And guy's, I don't mean take the gal out to the bar to watch Monday night football! For the most part, women like soft and supple things, physically and emotionally.
1 A messuage, if you know how to give messuage a good messuage you've overcome one huge hurdle. The big tip if, she will let you, start at her head. This get all kinds of sensations going, gently use you fingers and rub the scalp.
2 Have flowers sent to work, and not one or two but a dozen at least. The other women at work will be jealous and that will make her feel even more special.
3 Open doors for her, car doors, to the mall, anyplace you go.
4 When you walk with her, put your arm inside of her's as you walk, this is affection without intruding in "her" space.
5 If you are walking down a street or sidewalk, always have her walk on the inside of you. This will make her feel safe, as she know's you are there incase something happens with traffic.
6 Cook for her, I can't tell you how important this is, not only is it romantic, but the woman knows you are a self reliant man....a big turn on.
7 Hugging and kissing in public, this generally makes a woman feel very good about you and herself. Again, not only is this romantic, but it show's to her your not affraid to show your emotions.
8 Look into her eye's, I don't mean stare, I mean, look deep into her eyes.
9 As you look deep into her eyes, gently caress her down the side of her face to her neck, if she will let you, some find that to intrusive.
10 If you have the chance, one evening sit by the fireplace and sip some wine, and talk, no physical stuff unless she initiates it.
11 Lastly, sit on the couch wrapped in a blanket, and hold her while eating some popcorn, let her choose what to watch.
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Okay...who are the "girly girls" here
by berylblue ini admit to it (as i'm spraying on my chanel christalle and putting on my make up.
spent last night tearing through vogue; my mani/pedi appointment is tonight.....).
no, "admit to it" isn't the correct sentiment.
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obiwan
what is your own smell today
OK, this is sensual, dim the lights, make sure no one can see, ready?
armpit
mmmmmm, smells like chicken
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Okay...who are the "girly girls" here
by berylblue ini admit to it (as i'm spraying on my chanel christalle and putting on my make up.
spent last night tearing through vogue; my mani/pedi appointment is tonight.....).
no, "admit to it" isn't the correct sentiment.
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obiwan
And , what is your "natural" smell today, Stacey? hmmmmm??
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Can Men & Women Just be Friends?
by Xena inthe wt says "no"... "when harry met sally" says "no"....what say you?????
is it possible to just be friends with the opposite sex?
and how do you feel when your significant other has a "best" friend of the opposite sex?
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obiwan
Tink, you are such a flirt! Why don't you girls just get a room! Maverick Can I watch....pleeaasseee! I'll bring my own popcorn! Tink, you may be a little thang...but you are a HUGE flirt. (plus I can't mention what else you are)
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As a witness how many could not remember your child's date of birth
by rekless ini had five kids and my wife remembered every ones dob, but i never did learn.
the most embarrassing moment was when i had to take my son to the doctors.
and standing in front of the office i had to asked him how old he was and what was his birthday.
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obiwan
I've never been born. I have always been the almighty and powerful, Obiwan....the force is strong with me.
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My wifes and I meeting with two elders. Their true colors shine through
by Winston Smith :>D ini thought id give you an update re whats going on.
my qing the wts of recent has been very hard on my wife.
if i could, i would change my timing of doing so, but its just the way it has happened.
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obiwan
Winston, this is all BS. If you ever need someone to watch your back, call me, I"ll be glad to help. There are alot of links to this web site that can help. Plus there are alot of well informed people here. Feel free to ask for any information.
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Celebs you look like
by berylblue inokay, so i got annoyed yesterday when someone told me i looked like debra winger.
i find her most unfeminine and unattractive.
but it doesn't piss me off half as much as when i'm told i look like liza minelli.
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obiwan
SP
Teejay once told me I look like Tamala Jones, but I think he was just trying to be nice.
If that's the case Sp, don't come near me!
I have been told by several people, that I either look like John Travolta or Val Kilmer.
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Womenz & Menz....Your Worst Date Ever!
by Frannie Banannie in.
your worst dating experience ever....with the exception of any encounter involving sexual violence........just your "abby normal" dating experiences..... mine was a double blind date with a skinny, butt-ugly guy that was too old for me and had infected gums...(blek) i was only 17....my best friend and her b/friend had "fixed" him up....with me!...it was totally boring.... frannie b
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obiwan
I had a blind date once (never again), it was horrible. First the friend who set us up and told me what she looked like...not even close. I tried to hold a conversation with her, but she was a bubblehead or bobblehead which every you choose. Then to prove her bubbleheadedness, she started talking about her nipples, and that would be a good thing, except she was also describing the hair on her nipples.
After that, I felt like the wolf trying to chew his leg off, to get out of the trap. Needless to say, I cut the date short, much to her disappontment.