i was going door to door cuz i love annoying the f*ck outta people.cuz as you all know,after a friday night partying,getting home at 3am. there is nothing like being waken up at 10 am by a barking dog,a doorbell ,and 2 dorks standing at the door with "were better than you cuz were gonna live in paradise look" on thier face.(as you can tell i hated service). but i did it cuz i thought it was the true religon,and i was looking for kiss ass points to become a m/s.and find a hottie ass sister looking for the true blue hova boy.BLAGH!man i make myself sick.
willdabeerman
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What was your message
by A Paduan in.
when going door to door were you delivering good news (without an if) like, "your landlord has given you the house"or were you selling 'love' like, "if you do as we do then you will be loved"or were you pretending to be normal but giving the underlying warning about the imaginary beast-god - who was perhaps going to get yourself.. paduan
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willdabeerman
welcome....equalizer.do you have this chix phone number?...lol...just kidding. hope you stay awhile.this site is cool.
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willdabeerman
happy birthday..if u lived around here id give you a case of beer(if you drink)....heres to ya.. and many more.
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WTS Secret Police
by Pleasuredome inheres a story of what happened to me at a district convention this year.. an unbaptised publisher and i travelled to wolverhampton district convention in england.
this wasnt our district but id been on holiday and had missed my own district convention (how unspiritual of me).
so me and this friend decided to go to this convention and was also hoping to meet a friend there.. on the saturday morning we were delayed in traffic and we eventually arrived at 11.30am, paid our 3 for parking (i wonder if they had the use of car parks for free?
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willdabeerman
I was at a convention one time and found an "black dot attendent badge"(at the time i didnt know what it was).well when i went to turn it in i got the 3'rd degree."where did u get this?,how long have you had it?,did anyone else see you with it?"..i didnt know,untill later on what it was.ever since that time,even though i was an attendant,i was always looked upon with "evil eyes".I could feel someone always looking at me,even though i knew no one was around.just got that erie feeling.then i got busted for smoking a joint.didnt think anyone was around.but then me and some others got busted.and since i was a m/s,that was well liked,that quickly got brushed under the carpet.....blagh!...F*CKIN watchtower faries...i want to go to the next assembly and wreak some havock.have a lil fun.i think ill sit there bust out a 40oz of icehouse or hurricane and drink it.see what reaction i get from secret police then..(thell probably confiscate it and then drink it themselves,but then no.jw's are not alcoholics are they?what am i thinking?......BLAGH!
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My Fluff Post
by searcher inwhat an opportunity!
imagine, a group with a worldwide membership who are devoted to the group.
a group whose members are always going from door to door.
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willdabeerman
(looking up to the sky)...what the hell are all those black helicopters doing here again?
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Physical appearance IN the troof vs. out
by razorMind ini just had a question.....a rant is intertwined as well (sorry) .
when i was in the jw's, i noticed so many "new one'z" and "interested one'z" who were nicely dressed people.
many were fairly well-groomed, the women & girls with nice stylish fashion taste.
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willdabeerman
10 yrs younger?.....that makes him 15 right?....;-)
wow thats a young lawyer.
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Physical appearance IN the troof vs. out
by razorMind ini just had a question.....a rant is intertwined as well (sorry) .
when i was in the jw's, i noticed so many "new one'z" and "interested one'z" who were nicely dressed people.
many were fairly well-groomed, the women & girls with nice stylish fashion taste.
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willdabeerman
i feel you on the whole apperance in the truth thing.when i was in i was an slightly overweight,acne faced,geek.my parents did lil to help me out. they would buy me cheap ass kmart multifuntion shoes(not really tennis shoes,but good enough to wear to school and meetings).my self esteem sucked,(still kinda does).but right before i got out,when i realised it was all bullshit,i started working out,bought good clothes,and all of a sudden i started to turn into a pretty damn good looking guy(what my ex said happened when i got out).sisters all of a sudden were interested in me and all...but then when elders start spreading lies and rumors,now im just a decent looking bad wordly acting person...forced to look outside the truth for a date.but i did. and im glad i grew up and realised whats up. to bad when i got out i was 20 and so emotionnaly stunted,i acted like i was 16.but thats another story for another time...damn now i need to do yard work...blah!...later peoples.
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Which meeting was the worst?
by freedom96 ini absolutely detested the watchtower study.
never did an hour go by so slow.
there would the 20 or so paragraphs that had to read and answered, and i would watch the clock.
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willdabeerman
i agree the watchtower study was horrible.espically if you were a mic handler,when it went overtime.(oh sweet the witnesses are here....time to wreak some havoc....)...cool and the sister is a hottie!....be back later
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Hi I'm new here
by Brandy5 ini spent an hour looking at this site and decided to join.
i was a jw from 1973 to 1986. yikes!
not a smart thing to do.
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willdabeerman
welcome brandy.nice to have you.look forward to talking to you.well gotta run im on break from field service...(whoops living in past again)....ok sister fat ass im coming sheesh...later
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Fun at the KH
by WildTurkey infun things for us apostates to do at the kh..
pull aside an unruly child and say: "if you're bad in here, you'll go to die at armageddon.".
put stray dogs in library.
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willdabeerman
lmao...to funny....