Yeah Kilroy.. there is a clone of you.. Kilroy2. That was who I was responding to. :) Unless you are also Kilroy2. It was on page two of this post.. an all CAPS post. It said Arcadia Cong. Kilroy2 was talking about Florida, so I assumed Arcadia, FL.
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most embarrasing thing ever at a meeting ...
by alliwannadoislive inhey ... i'm just getting into the swing of this great 'apostasy' thing right ... ?
... i thought y'all out there might well have a story or two to tell, so ... plz tell me tell me tell me about the most embarrasing thing you ever saw at a meeting ...
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most embarrasing thing ever at a meeting ...
by alliwannadoislive inhey ... i'm just getting into the swing of this great 'apostasy' thing right ... ?
... i thought y'all out there might well have a story or two to tell, so ... plz tell me tell me tell me about the most embarrasing thing you ever saw at a meeting ...
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Oh My Goodness!!!!
I absolutely LOVED these posts.To Kilroy -
I noticed you are familiar with Arcadia Cong. Do you know a Joe and Jan Arena?Now... to add my two cents..
Which sister hasn't ever walked down the aisle of the KH with her skirt stuck in her pantyhose? LOL I know I did that on one of many occassions.I remember during the kingdom ministry school.. (we had two going on at the same time; I was in the second one). A young boy was sitting on my friends lap. She was bouncing him up and down. Well, he proceeded to fart..and in sync with every bump!
This same sisters brother was giving a talk during the KM School. His was on Genesis..where Adam and Eve had realized their nakedness. Instead of saying "Nay-Kid" he would say "nayked". (One syllabyle like raked).
I also remember the time I fell asleep during the bookstudy. All of a sudden, I jerked out of my deep sleep kicking the back of the chair in front of me.. mortified!
Or the time my mother found a beautiful crocheted "hat" at the local thrift store. She wore it out in service. Unbeknownest to her, it was a toliet paper cover. I told her, but she wouldn't beleive.
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Bloody vegetables, Bloody cat food......
by Englishman ini seem to remember that jw's were once forbidden to put this stuff on their vegetable gardens:.
or even to feed their animals with products that might contain blood:.
aren't we going just a little over the top here?.
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Good thing I'm used to this... I was reading all these posts while eating pizza. YUMMY!!!!!
lol
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Mormons phoned for the last time - I hope
by philo ini had a follow up phone call from the mormons today wanting to arrange for house visit no.
2. the first visit had been a game where i asked questions and they wriggled about a bit so as not to address them -- it brought back dub memories, i'm telling you.. it went like this.... who will survive the world's judgement day?
only mormons and exceptional individuals.. how about me?
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Mormonism.....interesting beleifs. Actually, I am starting to do some research on their beliefs. They beleive in baptism for the dead, that Jesus was possibly married with children, that the Bible is full of contridictions, that Jesus had the same relationship with the Father like the JW's believe, that God is the God of this planet( there are gods over him), and that he is progressive, and that someday we will be like God, in that we rule over planets; that we all pre-existed in heaven and chose to come to earth, and we forgot our pre-existance; the Book of Mormon is a second testimony of Christ; (please see Galatations 1: 6-10)given on tablets by the angel Maroni to their founder; and the BOM is inspired writings. (even tho they have changed the BOM since it's first writings).
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WORD ASSOCIATION
by nicolaou inneed a break from the project (and just plain missing you all!).
so who's up for a little light relief in the form of a good old game of 'word association'?.
i'll kick us off with a word and you simply post your reply highlighting the first word you thought of - and so on and so on and so on ........ nic'.
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If a disfellowshipped person dies...?
by Mulan inwhat is the wts's current view on resurrection of disfellowshipped people?
a few years ago, an older sister's df'd son died of aids in sf.
when she and her unbeliever husband returned from the funeral, she said "he is in jehovah's hands.
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Mulan--
It reminds me of my mother telling my sister-in-law (not a j-dub), that her uncle, who was dying of cancer would not have any hope of a ressurection. Nice, eh? He has passed away, and is now enjoying the TRUE hope of life with Christ. My mother had the nerve enough to right a letter to the wife of this man, and sent a tract to tell her all about the "hope" he has. My sister-in-law doesn't want to tell her Aunt what my mother said, because her Aunt would get really ANGRY!!
It's really sickening.ofcmad
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Toccoa, Georgia
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Toppled Tower
by Skimmer in(headline) toppled tower.
(dateline) october 2029, brooklyn, new york; associated internet media news service.
after a century and a half of preaching and publishing, the wtbts (watchtower bible and tract society) has closed its doors.. the group was started in the 1870s with most of its doomsday doctrines borrowed from the second adventists, another american-born religion of the 19th century.
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68storm--
LMAOROFL!!!!!!
You made my day with this post..lol.."Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/Dogma
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Toppled Tower
by Skimmer in(headline) toppled tower.
(dateline) october 2029, brooklyn, new york; associated internet media news service.
after a century and a half of preaching and publishing, the wtbts (watchtower bible and tract society) has closed its doors.. the group was started in the 1870s with most of its doomsday doctrines borrowed from the second adventists, another american-born religion of the 19th century.
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AP - October 21, 2029
UNOFFICAL REPORT CLAIM INDICTMENTS FOR THE WBTS
Unoffical reports released today by anonymous sources state that there are multiple indictments pending for the board members of the religious organization commonly known as the "Jehovah's Witnesses".
According to these sources, it is alleged that some of the board members have been laundering tax-exempt monies obtained by donations of the parisheners and were funneling it to a variety of bank accounts, pyramid schemes, private real-estate deals, bonds and stocks.An attempt has been made to contact Chief Ofcmad, of NYC Police Department, to confirm these rumors. Unfortunately she was not available for comment.
AP- October 25, 2029
CHIEF OF NYC POLICE DEPARTMENT RESIGNS
An offical statement issued by the office of the Chief of the NYC Police Department states that Chief Ofc Mad will be resigning from her post after 10 years of service.
The statement issued stated the resignation will go into effect on November 30, 2029. When asked the reason for the resignation, no comment could be obtained. Sources close to Chief Mad alledge that it is closely tied into the recent indictments of the board of members of the religious organization known as the "Jehovah's Witnesses". According to the sources, Chief Mad alledgely stated the following, " 'I made a promise to God that as long as ...[the board members of the Jehovah's Witnesses].. were around to cheat, steal, and molest the innocent, I would actively serve my country to protect these victims. Now my work is done. And I'm ...(edited for media release)happy.'".
A farewell-benefit for Chief Mad will be announced at a later date. The dinner will benefit the WVF, Watchtower-Victim Fund.
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Part II of Survey! Please Respond Again.Thank's.
by Big Jim inthe first survey i asked how you were brought into the non-truth.
my next survey is along the same line, however what i would like to find out is on the average how many hours you spent in the field service and were you ever able to bring anyone into the non-truth via field service or via incidental witnessing.. and how long you were associated with the borg?.
thank you in advance for your input.
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ok--
7-10 yoa x 10 hrs= 360
11-14 yoa x 20 hrs= 720
15-16 yoa x 80 hrs = 960
16- leaving yoa x 5 hrs= 300total= 2340
minus - 220 cheated time
minus - 215 coffee breaks
minus - 750 spent in car while others preached
minus - 120 spent in car sleeping while others preached
minus - 650 spent just traveling to the territory
minus - 284 spent knocking on not-at-homes
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total +1 minute spent in actual witnessingofcmad
sorry.. forgot... I was the only one I was able to convince to be onboard the sinking ship.
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/Dogma