Dammit - and I always thought it was a pot of gold at the end of one.
Ofcmad
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
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Whats at the end of the rainbow?...I Know!
by OUTLAW insimons thread on noah and the rainbow made me remember this experience.i must have been 7 or 8 at the time.we lived on an island in the pacific ocean,and storms would come and go.our home was right on the beach so we could see what ever happened there.anyway a storm had just past and the clouds had just started to break,and the sun came peaking through.this magnificent rainbow appeared.one end of the rainbow went miles and miles away from shore into the ocean horizon.the other end landed squarly in the yard on our beach.i couldn`t contain myself ,i had to find out what was at the end of the rainbow.so i ran outside and grabbed the clam digging shovel.with my shovel in hand,i ran to the end of the rainbow and started to dig.i dug as hard as i could and then i hit something.so i dug harder to get it out.finaly i had it,it was a rusted out bucket full of sand.ha-ha-ha!so how many people you know,got to actually dig at the end of the rainbow!...outlaw
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LOL - Demon possessed objects
by ofcmad inomg - i haven't had a laugh like this in a long time.. http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=000050.
yep.. as a cop, when i go to houses with unruly juveniles, that is the first question i ask.. "do you have any demonic books, furniture, or clothes?
" then when i see the smurf dolls laying around the house, i know that has to be the source of all their problems.. oh - then i take them to the pawn shop so someone else can have demon possessed items.. lololololol.
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OMG - I haven't had a laugh like this in a long time.
Yep.. as a cop, when I go to houses with unruly juveniles, that is the first question I ask.. "Do you have any demonic books, furniture, or clothes?" Then when I see the smurf dolls laying around the house, I KNOW that has to be the source of all their problems.
Oh - then I take them to the pawn shop so someone else can have demon possessed items.
LOLOLOLOLOL
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The part which I see is the worst, is that the JW's will seem like knights in shinning armour to this screwed up woman. I like the herbal advice. Yeah.. drop the lithium and take St. John's Wart. What the heck????
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
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Child sacrifice averted in Toronto by courts
by expatbrit inever get those moments where you wonder how the hell you could ever have followed the wt's policy on blood?.
i had one when reading this: http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=000054.
one comment that stands out for me in this thread for it's unbelievable callousness and cult-indoctrination:.
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These are the most barbaric sentiments of condolences to the parents I have ever read. These comments just wanted to make me sick! Here, "praise Jehovah" the child is going to live, meanwhile if the parents had their way, they would be reading sympathy cards. This is just outrageous.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
Who saved a wretch like me..
I once was lost,
AND NOW I'M FOUND,
I was blind,
BUT NOW I SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ofcmad
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
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Who let the dogs out? (Alright I hate that song with a passion)
My partner.
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1,000 marbles
by teejay in(forwarded email...).
the older i get, the more i enjoy saturday mornings.
perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work.
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actually a thought came to me reading this. I should start a collection of marbles for every saturday of my life. I'll put them in a special container. then when I pass, I'll have someone pass one out each to a person there to remind them of how much I loved life.
ofcmad
*hopefully there will be a lot of marbles..
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Before you found here .... The Isolation Feeling?
by Celtic inbefore you found others over the net, how long did you spend after getting expelled in isolation, dealing by yourselves with all the overlapping issues?
in that isolation, how did you feel?.
in africa, individuals are disfellowshipped too, what must it be like there, trying to come to terms with all and sundry that we have singularly and collectively been through?
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I only wish I knew of this site and others like these before I wrote my disassociation letter. I would have probably wrote a ten pager instead of only two.
Ofcmad
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
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JW's and guitars! I hate 'em!
by expatbrit inok what is it with male jw's and guitars?
it seems like it's a badge of spirituality or something.
you go to a congregation bbq or something, and there's always at least three brothers sitting around endlessly playing the same few chords over and over again.
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Answer: Phil Keagy
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JW's and guitars! I hate 'em!
by expatbrit inok what is it with male jw's and guitars?
it seems like it's a badge of spirituality or something.
you go to a congregation bbq or something, and there's always at least three brothers sitting around endlessly playing the same few chords over and over again.
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ok.. just a bit of trivia when it comes to guitar playing:
Jimmy Hendrix was asked by a magazine writer "How does it feel to be the greatest guitar player in the world?". His answer was, "I don't know, why dont you ask _______?"
Okay.. the name I left out, guess who he stated.
One hint, he was a well known Christian.will post answer tomorrow.
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70 Hour Pio's & 15 Min Pubs
by metatron inlet's see here - according to the latest rumor.
you can be a regular publisher by putting in 15 minutes.
a month.. you can be a regular pioneer by putting in 70 hours.
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sunscape.. i agree with you 100%
geez... that is pathetic.
so now when we see the numbers for the end of the year totals we will see:
Hours 14,908,938.25If they were truely concerned about the elderly or handicapped, they would waive the whole time requirement. But, they need to show increases in publishers, and this is how they have to do it.
All those numbers are false from 1985-1992. I cheated on my time sheets. If I sent them in the correct hours, would they readjust it?
ofcmad
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma
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JW's and guitars! I hate 'em!
by expatbrit inok what is it with male jw's and guitars?
it seems like it's a badge of spirituality or something.
you go to a congregation bbq or something, and there's always at least three brothers sitting around endlessly playing the same few chords over and over again.
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when everything else is taken away, what else can you do?
"Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." The Metatron/ Dogma