LMAO!! That was very funny.
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FOUND: the computer "code" of our cre...
by speechless inin the beginning there was the computer.
and god said.
c:\let there be light.. enter user id.. c:\god.
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You know yer addicted to this site when...
by VioletAnai ini apologize in advance for this post, i was stoned and bored when i wrote it:.
1/ all yer dreams consist of the jw discussion, silent lambs and crisis of conscience icons.. 2/ when you greet people you say, h, e, l, l, o.. 3/ you spend countless hours trying to think up witty posts so everyone has a look and you get those little flamy things on the folder, cause this is all you live for and it makes you happy.. breath.
4/ hair, make-up, perfect - right, i'm ready to log on.. 5/ 24/7 is just not enough time to say everything you need to say.. 6/ you use up yer 2 posts and 20 reply's in 2.35 minutes.. 7/ you complain constantly to simon, bombarding him with emails demanding yer own forum thread dedicated to all yer witty responses.. 8/ yer will stipulates a full time assistant is to be hired to do all your posting for you when you kark it.
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ofcmad
You reply to everything because you envy the jedi members and can't wait to make it past master member.
ofcmad
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Psychological Profiling
by mysteriouslady indoes anyone else here within this community have interests in psychological profiling?.
peace.
celtic
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ofcmad
Yes... use it in law enforcement.
Try the book "Mind Hunter" by John Douglas. He pretty much started the Psychological Profiling department for the FBI. He's the guru of guru's.
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High Times are Here Agian
by ThiChi infunny how things can change:.
cannabis is given health all clear.
by david taylor home affairs correspondent .
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ofcmad
Thi Chi..
I've been a cop for five years.. and I have worked many wrecks where the person was high on marijuana...Sure. Let's give out another intoxicant. The difference between marijuana and alcohol is that marijuana stays longer in your system. (average 30 days from one marijuana cigarette). Wrong on this next statement:Now with asset forfeiture, you can loose your house or car without a Court Order or review if you are involed with any illegal drugs, and even if you did not know that drugs were even an issue (like if a friend had drugs on them without your knowelege).
Not in the USA! Sorry..but you need to go thru a civil process, and need a court order to seize assets. The law enforcement agency splits the assets with the state, district attorneys office, and any other agencies involved in the seizure.Asset forfiture only occurs when you have possession with intent to distribute or manufacture. It does NOT apply to simple misdemeanor possessions.
Trust me, the only incentive to recieve the assets is jumbled by the multiple forms of paper work and court testimony and depositions that have to be given. The individual cops never see a drop of the money.
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JWs & Billy Graham cut from the same cloth?
by LDH inthis past week there was a *bombshell* dropped about the reverend billy graham.
there were some audio tapes unclassified of conversations between billy graham and president nixon.. anyhow, the tapes revealed how billy graham really felt about the jews--proclaiming even then that "we'd better get the media out from under their control before it gets too late" and other anti-semitic remarks.. when questioned about it, graham simply stated that *he had no recollection of those conversations.
however he apologized for his anti-semitic remarks and the harm it may have caused.. now, what about jehovah's earthly organization????
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ofcmad
He friggen has alzhimers.....
ofcmad
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A Turkey Birthday
by WildTurkey inhey folks its my birthday, so y'all have a shot of wild turkey for me today.
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ofcmad
happy B-day!
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Just got reply at PLN
by avengers ini gues not everybody there knows i'm 'bad'influence.. hello avengers,.
wolfprncez has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - a little about me.
- in the parlor forum of pure language network.. this thread is located at:.
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ofcmad
wolfprinze guy said that he wanted to see windmills and "tuplips"
What the heck are tup-lips?
ofcmad
lol
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If Russell Were Alive Today He'd Be DF'd For
by Dutchie ini was just thinking that if charles taze russell were alive today he wouldn't even recognize the religion he started.
in fact, many of the things he did are now disfellowshippable offenses.
for instance, he had a christmas tree in the bethel home and he wore a beard.
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oh sorry.. crosses too
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If Russell Were Alive Today He'd Be DF'd For
by Dutchie ini was just thinking that if charles taze russell were alive today he wouldn't even recognize the religion he started.
in fact, many of the things he did are now disfellowshippable offenses.
for instance, he had a christmas tree in the bethel home and he wore a beard.
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smoking..cigars..
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!!!!PROOF !!!! that this site is monitored !!!
by avengers ini received this e-mail this morning.. we are terminating you membership at plnet after being shown this link:.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=23419&site=3.
dan, plnet webmaster.
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ofcmad
Pure Language Network...
I hope you didn't use the same nick....ofcmad