Posts by Outaservice

The timing of letters to the congregation is always important! You want them to have it, and been able to read and digest it before the next meeting, when they will be warned.

Yes, keep me posted [email protected]

Outaservice

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How do you deal with telemarketers?

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Outaservice

Oh, I forgot to tell you what I say.....

"I'm very interested in what you have to say, but first I'd like to ask you a question. Would you enjoy getting the Watchtower magazine form me and studying our books?"

Click..............Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

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How do you deal with telemarketers?

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Dear Abby, I need advise

by Outaservice in

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dear abby,.

i have two brothers and two sisters.

one brother is a jehovah's witness circuit overseer, and the other one was just sentenced to death for murder.. my mother died from insanity when i was very young.

Outaservice

Dear Abby,

I have two brothers and two sisters. One brother is a Jehovah's Witness Circuit Overseer, and the other one was just sentenced to death for murder.

My mother died from insanity when I was very young. My two sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to feed the family.

Recently I met a girl who was recently released from a feformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child, and I want very much to marry her.

My problem is this: If I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is the Circuit Overseer?

Thank you,

Outaservice

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Here we go - elder's hassle AK Jeff - round three.....

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first in april - i get a call from two elder's trying to set up a meeting i assume [ i told them not interested in speaking to them and hung up ] some may recall that thread.. then last month - two more show up at the house, and wifey ignores them at the door.

[i am at work].

tonight - 'brother t' calls on the phone and asks for me.

Outaservice

I always shoot in the low 70's!

If it gets any colder than that, I stay home!

Outaservice

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How do you answer this question??

by LuciousJ in

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ok, i'm now da'd as many of you already know.

it's so fresh that my stomach turns everytime the subject comes up about religion.

however, something that does puzzle me a bit.......is how do you answer people when they ask you the question "what religion are you?

Outaservice

I usually tell waitresses in restaurants that I belong to a small religious group that dosen't believe in tipping!

Sometimes they still bring my food!

Outaservice (just kiddin)

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Home Security Code

by Outaservice in

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i'm just curious how many of you that have/had a home security system used the code '1914'?

i know around here you could have broken into any jw's home on a sunday morning using it.. outaservice (who changed his code to 1975)

Outaservice

I'm just curious how many of you that have/had a home security system used the code '1914'? I know around here you could have broken into any JW's home on a Sunday morning using it.

Outaservice (who changed his code to 1975)

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I miss the 'good old days'!

by Outaservice in

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lets see now.......... monday night: prepare for the tuesday night book study i will conduct.

also, have the family monday night watchtower study preparation.. tues night: drive over to an almost inactive brother's house to conduct the book study.

prepared questions for the children ahead of time.

Outaservice

Lets see now.........

Monday night: Prepare for the Tuesday night book study I will conduct. Also, have the family Monday night Watchtower study preparation.

Tues night: Drive over to an almost inactive Brother's house to conduct the book study. Prepared questions for the children ahead of time. The answer was always 'God's Organization'!

Wednesday night: Prepare for the Theocratic Misery School which I will conduct. Also, prepare a talk or two for the Brother's who called in sick this week at the last minute. Prepare a Service Meeting part (Giving someone 'hell' for not doing enough!) Can you do more?

Thursday night: Two plus hours of bad songs and talks. Getting tired as the week progresses. After the meeting, have another meeting with a sister in the library. She was doing what??????

Friday night: Quick buy some groceries but get done as soon as possible as we have a committee meeting at 7:30 tonight. Oh no, she did it again! Try to get to bed as early as possible, Saturday morning field service you know, want to be as fresh as possible to conduct the field service text, etc.

Saturday morning: Hit the doors a little. (Had to hire someone to mow my lawn) Arrange for a pre Watchtower study at another brother's house in the evening. He needs a little encouragement. Hummmm, might get a little popcorn and sing a few Kingdom songs. What great fun!

Sunday morning: Get up early for the Public Talk which I get to give and then the Watchtower study. Bring a sandwich to the Hall so I can get right out in the afternoon field service. To hell, with the football game. Conduct the weekly family study Sunday night. (The Revelation Book again, Ha.)

Man, I miss the good old days!

Outaservice (who wishes he was back having fun again)