Sadly the WTS has drummed outta me any hope of celebrating and enjoying Christmas but for those who can i hope you have a real nice time and enjoy it. Drink a little too much and let your heart rejoice- gift from God.

Do you know how the Angel got to be on the top of the Christmas Tree? Amaze your friends with this true story!
Picture the scene:
The night before christmas and its total bedlum at the North Pole.
Santa has had the week from hell.
Mrs Claus has been giving him grief one day after another.
The Elves went on strike over pay and conditions and had only come back to work that morning.
Santa was just about at breaking point when theres a knock at the door.
What Now! yells Santa swinging open the door.
There stood a smiling happy angel with a Christmas tree.
Good evening Mr Claus where would you like me to stick the Christmas Tree?
And that folks is how the angel got to be on top of the Tree!
Yes it is a true story! My sisters girlfriends cousins uncle said his grandfather knew the guy who went out with a girl whose best friend was a distant relation of Santa Claus.So i guess it must be true!
Happy time to All .
Remember to much alcohol makes Yo Ho
AZ