Thanks LUHE. I suppose in some aspects I am "hard left" then, but certainly find a good number of the things you list to be risible. A "Soft Left" person, sometimes called a "Centrist", must be therefore be someone who the true Socialists of the Past would call a Tory anyway.
The Labour Party has been taken over by people at the top end of it who are determined that never, ever, will a Democratic Socialist Government be elected to power in the U.K. Which is sad, as the Membership Card says the Party is a .................. Democratic Socialist Party. IMHO it stands for neither anymore.