lilacs, i laugh all the time too. definately a kid at heart still.
sooo are you gonna play? what's your new name :) hehe
edited to add..hahah! you added it already..too funny.
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Happy Friday, enjoy!
by peaceloveharmony inthe following is an excerpt from a children's book, "captain underpants and the perilous plot of professor poopypants", by dave pilkey: the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.... use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first .
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = .
greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.. use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:.
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Happy Friday, enjoy!
by peaceloveharmony inthe following is an excerpt from a children's book, "captain underpants and the perilous plot of professor poopypants", by dave pilkey: the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.... use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first .
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = .
greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.. use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:.
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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f =
greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu z = stinkerUse the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f =breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juiceThus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. John Ashcroft's name is
Cheeseball Pizzaface. Arthur Andersen's name is Tulefel Rhinotush.Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
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On My Way to Become a US Citizen! YAY!!!!!!
by gilwarrior inyesterday i got my letter from the ins that informed me that my appointment to answer citizenship questions will be on may 21 and that i should bring my resident card and selective service card.
hopefully, i'll become a us citizen soon.. yay!.
"i have so much love to give, but no one to give it to.".
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very cool gil! good luck :)
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Meet my Lil Man:)
by mommy inhey all.
i just got home from the hospital earlier this evening, but i wanted to post a few pics of my lil man for you.
i can't believe he is finally here!
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aww wendy, beautiful addition to your beautiful family
almost (i said ALMOST) makes me wanna have one :)
hugs and kisses
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How old were you when you lost your virginity...
by butalbee inhow old were you when you lost your virginity and was it all that you thought it would be?????.
i was 19, and my first time was a complete let down.
i envisioned that gothic romance motif, all about romance and love, i didn't know what i was doing, didn't know sex was like that.
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naebs, love the new piccy. so kissable
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Get Out More / Questionaire.
by Englishman inis it true that americans are the least travelled people in the world?
if that is the case, its hardly surprising when you read all the dire warnings contained inside a us passport.
also, i am told that americans regard the rest of the world as a very dangerous place to be.
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sean, i figured you were funnin' around. :) here's a joke for ya
The Cow
There was this Norwegian farmer, Ole, from Wisconsin,
and he is going to Minnesota to buy a cow at a sale. Ole
gets to Minnesota and buys the nicest looking cow there,
takes it home.Getting ready to milk it, Ole grabs a hold of the teats,
pulls, and the cow farts. Ole thinks to himself, "Uffda,
oh what da heck," and he grabs a hold of the teats, pulls
once more and the cow farts again.At this point, in walks his Swedish neighbor, Sven. Eyeing
Ole's new cow, Sven asks could he try milking it as it sure
looks like a good milk cow. Ole replies with a ya, and Sven
grabs a hold, pulls on the cow's teats and the cow farts. Sven
looks at Ole and says, "Ya buy dis cow in Minnesota?OLE says,"Yah, I did, but I never told ya dat. How'd ya know I
bought DA cow in Minnesota?"Sven says, "My wife, Hilda, is from Minnesota."
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I am a Dork...PICTURE!
by zev injust ask gwen..... heres our setup .... .
-zev.
learn about the wtbts and the u.n.. ** http://www.geocities.com/plowbitch69 **
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peaceloveharmony
awwww i think that is great!
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Don't read if you're under 30......:)
by Tatiana inhi guys.
been gone a few days and i'm glad to be back.
i missed you all.
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1. Where did Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Ritchi Valens die?
in a plane crash in the midwest somewhere
2. Who sang the following "A wop, bop, a lew bop, a wop, bam, boom."?
little richard ??
3. What was the name of the song in #2?
tutti fruiti or something like that
3. Who sang "Blue Suede Shoes" before Elvis.
i should know this one..
4. Who is Jimmy Swargart's famous rock and roll cousin singer.
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5. Which singer married his 12 year old cousin.
jerry lee lewis
6. Who is credited with coming up with the term, "rock and roll"?
wolfman jack...dj
7. What song is considered to be the first rock and roll song?
hmmm
8. Which blues singer, sang a very different version of Houndog, before Elvis?
9. On tv, who often said, "To the moon, Alice."?
ralph cramdon (sp?)
10. What was the college major of all the members of the group Boston?
phys ed? haha no idea
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Don't read if you're under 30......:)
by Tatiana inhi guys.
been gone a few days and i'm glad to be back.
i missed you all.
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hey, i am under thirty but i want to play too! (the tv/movie references i have no idea about....)
also, i hit reply before reading anyone else's replies. i love trivia and history :) i'm such a nerd hehe
HOW WELL DO YOU REMEMBER?1. "Kookie; Kookie. Lend me your ________________."
??
2. The "battle cry" of the hippies in the sixties was "Turn on; tune
in; ___________."drop out
3. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?"
Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." What did he leave behind? ___________.??
4. Folk songs were played side by side with rock and roll. One of the most memorable folk songs included these lyrics:
"When the rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out your window and
I'll be gone. You're the reason I'm traveling on,
_______________________."5. A group of protesters arrested at the Democratic convention in Chicago in 1968 achieved cult status, and were known as the
________________.i know i KNOW this one, but can't seem to pull it out of my memory....
6. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on the _______________________show.
ed sullivan show
7. Some of us who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning our
___________.bras or draft cards
8. We all learned to read using the same books. We read about the thrilling lives and adventures of Dick and Jane. What was the name of Dick and Jane's dog?______
spot ?? no clue really
9. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk (what there was of it) in the front, was called the VW. What other name(s) did it go by? _______________ & ________________
bug or beetle
10. A Broadway musical and movie gave us the gang names the___________and the ____________.
sharks and jets
11. In the seventies, we called the drop-out nonconformists "hippies."
But in the early sixties, they were known as ________________.flower children
12. William Bendix played Chester A. Riley, who always seemed to get the short end of the stick in the television program, "The Life of
Riley." At the end of each show, poor Chester would turn to the camera and exclaim, "What a ________."??
13. "Get your kicks, ________________."
on route 66
14. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed________________."
??
15. The real James Bond, Sean Connery, mixed his martinis a special way:________________.
??
16. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."
the lion sleeps tonight
17. That "adult" book by Henry Miller - the one that contained all the "dirty" dialogue - was called _________.
the tropic of cancer ?
18. Today, the math geniuses in school might walk around with a calculator strapped to their belts. But back in the sixties, members of the math club used a _________.
what the hell are they called...those things with the beads on metal posts..a-something...
19. In 1971, singer Don Maclean sang a song about "the day the music died." This was a reference and tribute to _______________.
buddy holly, the plane crash that killed him, richie valens and the big bopper
20. A well-known television commercial featured a driver who was miraculously lifted through thin air and into the front seat of a convertible. The matching slogan was "Let Hertz ________________."
??
21. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called
the________________.the limbo
22. "N-E-S-T-L-E-S; Nestles makes the very best...
_____________________."??
23. In the late sixties, the "full figure" style of Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe gave way to the "trim" look, as first exemplified by British model ________________.
twiggy
24. Sachmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was
________________.?? hmmm
25. On Jackie Gleason's variety show in the sixties, one of the most popular segments was "Joe, the Bartender." Joe's regular visitor at the bar was that slightly off- center, but lovable character,
_______________. (The character's name, not the actor's.)??
26. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it; it was called ____________.
sputnik
27. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking?____________.
timex
28. One of the big fads of the late fifties and sixties was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the
________________.hula hoop
29. The "Age of Aquarius" was brought into the mainstream in the Broadway musical ______________.
??
30. This is a two-parter: Red Skelton's hobo character (not the hayseed, the hobo) was ________________. Red ended his television
show by saying, "Good night, and
________________."??
okay so i didn't know that many but that was fun :) thanks april!!
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Psychoanalyze Yourself
by Tammie inthis is a very interesting test.
try it.. have a pen and paper handy before you read any further.. as soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.. make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on...no cheating!!
read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the first thing that you visualize.
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peaceloveharmony
interesting...
1. Bill, my EX boyfriend!!!
2. a fox
3. we watch each other
4. medium sized cabin
5. no fence!
6. candles candles candles and a bowl of fruit
7. glass
8. i would decide if it was in good enough shape to be used otherwise i'd toss it
9. lake
10. swim
on number six i agree with comf.