"So I decided to be Jehovah's slave. And honestly, that's the best slave
we should be. Something we all should aspire to. There's happiness being
his little obedient slaves."
Huh? Has she actually read the bible?
However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the
foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of
such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your
land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your
children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like
this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated
this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)
If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set
him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his
freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married
afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year. But if he was
married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him. If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons
or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his
wife and children will still belong to his master. But the slave may
plainly declare, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would
rather not go free.’ If he does this, his master must present him
before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly
pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his
master forever. (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)
Notice how they can get a male Hebrew slave to become a permanent slave
by keeping his wife and children hostage until he says he wants to
become a permanent slave. Sound familiar? (cough-disfellowshipping-cough)
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at
the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who
bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not
allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the
contract with her. And if the slave girl’s owner arranges for her to
marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must
treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes
another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep
with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may
leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)
There you go. You can buy as many sex slaves as you want as long as you feed, clothe and have sex with them.
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that
the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the
slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the
slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
"Oh but that's the Old Testament" the smug JW might say... here's some zingers from the New Testament:
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so
that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your
master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You
should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by
your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to
obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)
This Jehovah doesn't sound like the kind of master i'd want.
[I refuse to quote from the New World Bastardization]