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  Bought My First Christmas Tree Last Night

  by pale.emperor in

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  last year i didn't bother with christmas as it still felt like a "nothing" day to me (thanks watchtower!).

  this is the 2nd christmas since waking up and leaving the cult and i've finally bought my first christmas tree:).

  i have no idea what to do with it though.

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  I told my friend I got a Christmas tree. He asked, 'Did you out it up yourself?' I told him, 'No. I put it in the room.'...................................crickets and tumbleweed...........

  LMAO!!

  My girlfriend and her little girl are gonna help put it up with us. Then we're going to their home to do it all over again with their tree.

  I keep asking my little one what she's going to ask Santa for? So far she only wants a flower! Obviously im going to give her more than a flower but isnt that sweet? Im just dreading when she's 16 and wants a Playstation 7 or whatever they'll have by the point.
  
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  question of the day if Jesus on earth today and assuming he was a jw

  by poopie in

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  would he be disfelowshipped for talking to df persons?.

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  Jesus committed the following JW faux pas'

  Questioning the leaders of the religion he was born into

  Calling those leaders "vipers", "sons of the devil" and "Hypocrites"

  He had a beard

  He didn't wear a suit

  He got kissed by a man in a garden at night
  

  He stepped in to save a prostitute from judgement of the religious leaders

  He spoke to a woman at a well in a secluded area alone with no chaperone

  Jesus would be called to JC, and if he didnt turn up would be DF'd in abstencia
  
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  Bought My First Christmas Tree Last Night

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  last year i didn't bother with christmas as it still felt like a "nothing" day to me (thanks watchtower!).

  this is the 2nd christmas since waking up and leaving the cult and i've finally bought my first christmas tree:).

  i have no idea what to do with it though.

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  Last year i didn't bother with Christmas as it still felt like a "nothing" day to me (thanks Watchtower!). This is the 2nd Christmas since waking up and leaving the cult and I've finally bought my first Christmas tree:)

  I have no idea what to do with it though. How to decorate it. When to put it up. Where to put it? But i suppose that's part of the fun right? I'll enjoy the time spent with my little girl putting it up and decorating it together. She's 3 and is excited for Christmas although she doesn't really know what it entails... just that Father Christmas brings toys if you're good. In fact, we're going to see Father Christmas tomorrow;)

  It's so nice to finally celebrate this festival. And i dont have to look over my shoulder in shops when i get Christmassy things.
  
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  Anybody know about this one?

  by careful in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  a new book has just been published called the oxford handbook of the bible in america.

  in it is an article by michael gilmour, professor of new testament at (the evangelical) providence university college in manitoba, canada, on jws and the nwt.

  that's chapter 41. but that is not the only time jws are brought up.

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  Gutjahr ought to get his facts right, Jehovah's Witnesses did not exist in the 1920s and therefore could not have "invented" Bible paper. There is a faint possibility that it was a Bible Student who was also a paper technician who developed Bible paper according to the demands of external publishers. Did the Watchtower Society even print Bibles back in that decade? I don't think they did.

  Well spotted Half banana. Bible Students and even JWs didn't have an agreed upon bible until the New World Bastardization was published.
  
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  Anybody know about this one?

  by careful in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  a new book has just been published called the oxford handbook of the bible in america.

  in it is an article by michael gilmour, professor of new testament at (the evangelical) providence university college in manitoba, canada, on jws and the nwt.

  that's chapter 41. but that is not the only time jws are brought up.

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  PaleEmperor, that's quite a sacrifice. Burn one for me, will you?
  

  I intend to.
  

  Be mindful of the carcinogens from the burning ink.

  Finally some concrete usefulness from the silver sword, the light gets brighter and brighter with each drag!

  It actually gives you a slight sore throat. I think it's the ink. But the paper burns fine. The first one i lit up was Psalms 83:18. That was a good smoke.
  
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  Bringing reproach on Jehovah's name.

  by ScottyRex in

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  i have thought long and hard about this, you know in those midnight hours.. you will probably string me alive in what i say, but here you go-.

  i feel that the jw's do have the truth.

  i do agree with the doctrines and biblical exgenesis they propound.i do feel that they have the 'truth' i do understand they are imperfect, and i think they have had to 'refine' their teachings as time has gone on-and change accordingly- i see nothing wrong with this.

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  I feel that the JW's do have the truth. I really do.

  Then theres nothing to discuss.

  You agree with shunning those who merely disagree with the Governing Body.

  You agree with shunning ex-members no matter what the reason they left or were disfellowshipped.

  You agree with slavery seeing as the bible has never condemned this barbaric practice.

  You agree with the subjugation of women.

  You agree that of all the people on all the earth, THIS man is one of seven personally chosen by God almighty to lead 8 million people:

  

  You do understand that in another 10 years what they're teaching now will most likely not be considered "the truth™" and will be old light right?

  Seriously, you do what you want. But you cant have read Crises Of Conscience and still be thinking they have "the truth™"???
  

  Since when did God need to trickle information down to his people?

  P.S. I openly blaspheme that impotent god Jehovah on a daily basis. So far no harm has come to me... why, it's almost as if he doesn't exist.
  
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  Pale.Emperor Meets The Mormons

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  when i was a jw i was fascinated with the mormon religion.

  i never believed a word of it of course, but i was interested in their religion like most boys were interested in star wars.

  i’ve read the book of mormon, doctrine & covenants, pearl of great price, book of abraham, watched their videos, read critical books by ex mormons etc etc… (strange at the time that i never did this with my own religion!

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  In fact - the more I look at Mormon material , the more it looks like the Society have copied their methods for their publications and JW.Org videos ( albeit the WTBTS isn't as professional as the LDS. ) The similarities are almost uncanny at times.

  Im absolutely convinced they've copied many of their things over the last few years.

  Family worship?

  Choir?
  

  Livestream sermons?

  Even the overhaul of their website to produce JW.borg

  You watch. Next they'll bring in tithing.
  
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  Anybody know about this one?

  by careful in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  a new book has just been published called the oxford handbook of the bible in america.

  in it is an article by michael gilmour, professor of new testament at (the evangelical) providence university college in manitoba, canada, on jws and the nwt.

  that's chapter 41. but that is not the only time jws are brought up.

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  Thats interesting if it's true.

  Funnily enough, im currently using my NWT to roll my joints. I've got like a thousand pages to get through.

  
  
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  Deceptive comments or lies that you have heard from platform or brothers & sisters?

  by Farmer Jim1 in

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  ok, so what are the most deceptive comments that you have heard from your experience in congregations?.

  my top three are;.

  1) service overseer during the ’ how did we do?’ annual talk, twisted the figures to such an extent that it looked like the congregations ministry was in tip-top shape.

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  Why did they have to stop their book Studies? Must be more to it.

  IMHO it was to stop unsupervised socialising among the dubbies. Lots of negs surfacing over the last few years, too easy for an exchange of doubts at such get-togethers.

  I think it was to curtail people starting their own little study groups.

  I can speak of one example i personally know about. My uncle was single and so he and other single brothers arranged their own little study group round his house every week with pizza and other snacks. The brothers really wanted to delve into the deeper things of God and give good answers for the Sunday meetings etc. and so used outside resources like bible encyclopedias, Wikipedia, Biblegateway.com to compare over 150 different bible translations etc.

  Other groups popped up after his one for the sisters. Then things like this were happening in more places. The CO went nuts and put a stop to it. It must have been happening on a global scale because next thing you know Bethel makes independent study groups "a sin". Imagine... studying the bible outside of the Watchtower magazines is a sin!
  
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  hi, I am new, God bless all.

  by Daniel Ronjom in

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  2. friends

  hi everybody.i am new to this forum.i have grown up as a christian in a christian family, but i recognized that jehovahs are more positive about peace on earth.

  i believe in peace on earth too.

  i believe in god and jesus and angels.

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  Yes, Jehovahs are all about peace on earth. This is their idea of Jesus... by the way, this is from one of their books intended FOR CHILDREN...