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  Money... $$$$

  by lastmanstanding in

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  oh the money.. this years rc gave me a thought as i watched the money pour in.. at the circuit assemblies, the one dayers now, the “deficit” has been announced and the dubs expected to “rise to the occasion” with their cash.

  we all thought that dubs, eventually, would do the math and see that the watchtower boys were charging a per-head fee.

  we thought that this would make them think, and they would see the money grubbing.

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  lastmanstanding

  I like it !!

  The title of the video “No Collections”
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  Money... $$$$

  by lastmanstanding in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  oh the money.. this years rc gave me a thought as i watched the money pour in.. at the circuit assemblies, the one dayers now, the “deficit” has been announced and the dubs expected to “rise to the occasion” with their cash.

  we all thought that dubs, eventually, would do the math and see that the watchtower boys were charging a per-head fee.

  we thought that this would make them think, and they would see the money grubbing.

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  lastmanstanding

  Oh the money.

  This years RC gave me a thought as I watched the money pour in.

  At the circuit assemblies, the one dayers now, the “deficit” has been announced and the dubs expected to “rise to the occasion” with their cash.

  We all thought that dubs, eventually, would do the math and see that the Watchtower boys were charging a per-head fee. We thought that this would make them think, and they would see the money grubbing.

  Alas... the Watchtower boys fully intended that dubs do the math. They fully intended that pew-fillers would figure out that they need to put $12.00 in the box for each family member.

  The Watchtower boys were training the dubs, preparing their feeble minds, so that when the RC came around, the Watchtower could ‘clean up’.

  If you were a good dub, and you were trained to believe that you need to pay $12.00 per head for yourself and each of your family members, for the one day assembly, usually held at a Watchtower owned facility, then one would need to pay at least that amount for EACH and every day of the RC, plus some for the facility that was rented.

  It was no accident that we figured out that there is a per-head fee, this was the Watchtower boy’s intention. I see them clean up.

  But, the Watchtower boys have made it easy for us. They have left themselves ‘wide open’. See if you like my plan.

  If you are so blessed to attend the RC, bring a tiny video camera. Start making video of the contribution boxes and the Debit/Credit payment areas. More importantly, video the contribution box processions.

  The “procession” is not difficult to locate. It will occur in the same location on each occasion and on each day. Let the public see it.

  The sisters line the corridor, just prior to the end of the sessions, mornings and afternoons. They clutch their box like their “everlasting life”(TM) was inside it. Just at the right moment and on cue, they launch. Out into the crowd they go! They race to their gawd assigned “spot” and the reaping begins. They heave a big sigh of relief as the first dollars come in, knowing that they will not return with an empty box, knowing that everllife is still on the table for them.

  Youtube needs a video of this.

  The Public needs to see what makes the tower tick.

  The video could start with a horse race track announcer (audio) and as the sisters launch, the pistol fires and the announcers declares “AND THEY’RE OFF!”. The sisters advance in a fury and the music now comes in, its the song “Money” by Pink Floyd.

  The music could be timed to work with the sliding of the credit cards through the hand-held blood-sucking machines that only a few choice sisters use.

  Could we all start collecting footage of the processions? Also footage of the money flying into the boxes and the debit-credit machines. Footage of the venue and the dubs filing in.
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  WOODSTOCK

  by lastmanstanding in

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  it’s starting to filter in, the truth about why the grumpy buzzards wanted to move to warwick.

  lol.

  they are unhappy that their best time in life was moved to bethel and are hoping to relive woodstock in the place it should have been 49 years ago next month.

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  Stillin, sounds like “them were the daze my friend “

  Joho, you’re killin’ me
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  WOODSTOCK

  by lastmanstanding in

  1. watchtower
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  it’s starting to filter in, the truth about why the grumpy buzzards wanted to move to warwick.

  lol.

  they are unhappy that their best time in life was moved to bethel and are hoping to relive woodstock in the place it should have been 49 years ago next month.

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  I'm dyin' here LOLOLOL

  I laughed so hard I fell off my crutches.
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  WOODSTOCK

  by lastmanstanding in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it’s starting to filter in, the truth about why the grumpy buzzards wanted to move to warwick.

  lol.

  they are unhappy that their best time in life was moved to bethel and are hoping to relive woodstock in the place it should have been 49 years ago next month.

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  Still in, you must be ancient. You wazzat Woodstock?

  Anyway, yeah, I was yanking chains. I just thought it was so ironic that Woodstock was supposed to happen at Warwick and even more ironically, actually happened at “Bethel”.

  And then the names of the towns In between LOL
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  WOODSTOCK

  by lastmanstanding in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it’s starting to filter in, the truth about why the grumpy buzzards wanted to move to warwick.

  lol.

  they are unhappy that their best time in life was moved to bethel and are hoping to relive woodstock in the place it should have been 49 years ago next month.

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  lastmanstanding

  It’s starting to filter in, the truth about why the Grumpy Buzzards wanted to move to Warwick. LOL

  They are unhappy that their best time in life was moved to Bethel and are hoping to relive Woodstock in the place it should have been 49 years ago next month.

  Next year, on August 17 will be the 50 year anniversary of Woodstock. And the Goofy Bastards have moved Bethel to Warwick.

  The original plan, 49 years ago, was for Woodstock to take place at WARWICK NY. Instead, the party was held at Bethel.

  Now, Bethel is just an hour drive from Warwick, NE up highway 17, with a drive through Goshen to keep the Jewish converts happy. On the way is a stop at Scotchtown to keep the Rutherford disciples lubricated and a pass by Circleville to remind everyone how Watchtower dogma was crafted, especially the term “around the corner”. Finally, the trip takes a pass by White Lake so that all members can wash their robes bringing us to Bethel, the location for drinking, drugs and sex unlimited. Kinda sounds like Bethel, no?

  The universe will finally be in harmony now that the Gulping Boozers have performed the coup d’ etah of bringing Bethel back to Warwick. If you build it, they will come.

  I can’t wait till next year, for the 50th year jubilee of Woodstock, and whatever the Gasfilled Balloons conjors up to mark the event.

  If you can’t get Warwick to Bethel, then bring Bethel to Warwick.
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  Female JW parking "attendants"

  by neat blue dog in

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  i was shocked recently to see on social media a couple pictures of jw sisters at a convention working as parking "attendants".

  i put that title in quotation marks because they still don't get the official attendant badge like the male parking attendants do, only the reflective vest.

  has anybody else heard of this .

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  All available brothers have been diverted to attendant duty. They have 6 men to a door, scanning incomers for BUNKERISM

  Nobody left to point for cars.
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  Kingdom Hall a total loss after 2nd fire in months

  by Tahoe in

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  https://q13fox.com/2018/07/03/2nd-fire-this-year-at-olympia-jehovahs-witness-kingdom-hall/.

  olympia, wash. -- authorities are investigating the second fire in a matter of months at a jehovah's witness kingdom hall in olympia.. the fire started just after 3:00 a.m. at cain rd se and 22nd se, according to the olympia fire department.

  nobody was inside at the time.. roads near the building were shut down as firefighters investigated.

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  That'll teach them to offer up Jewish burnt sacrifices on the stage.

  You'd think they'd take the cue from the news reports of the people that burn their house down deep frying a thanksgiving turkey in the garage.
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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses fulfill Matthew 24:14?

  by jwdoctrine in

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  do witnesses fulfill matthew 24:14?.

  do witnesses fulfill matthew 24:14?.

  (youtube video link above).

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  lastmanstanding

  Matthew 24:14 was fulfilled in the first century. Col. 1:23

  And besides, the watchtower baptizes nobody in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

  I've been to many baptisms at conventions over the past half-century. I've never heard it.

  Oh yeah... they baptize in the name of the Watchtower organization, that is the second and most important question all candidates are asked publicly.

  But no mention of Matthew 28:19 & 20 is ever made during the baptism talk at ANY convention EVER.

  Even though this is supposed to be the mandate, no mention is made of it.
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  Kingdom Hall a total loss after 2nd fire in months

  by Tahoe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://q13fox.com/2018/07/03/2nd-fire-this-year-at-olympia-jehovahs-witness-kingdom-hall/.

  olympia, wash. -- authorities are investigating the second fire in a matter of months at a jehovah's witness kingdom hall in olympia.. the fire started just after 3:00 a.m. at cain rd se and 22nd se, according to the olympia fire department.

  nobody was inside at the time.. roads near the building were shut down as firefighters investigated.

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  What kind of talk do you hear around the Kingdom Hall when a "church of Christendom" burns?

  Let that be the kind of talk here.