What's the best way to "pick the cleanest dirty shirt (organized religion)", because we are all imperfect humans that desire attention and glory?
Arbo,
Getting yourself saved and born again doesn't require religion, it requires relationship. All the thief on the cross did was turn his head toward Jesus (ALONE) and ask. It was granted.
Having said that, you need fellowship. There are many bible believing Christian churches that are not "organized" into anything beyond their own local governance. Independent Baptist churches are a choice. Independent Bible Churches are another. Conservative Evangelical (Not New Evangelical) might be another choice. None of these are organized in the way we were all trained to think of organized. However they are controlled by Jesus because the individual members are born again and are inhabited by Jesus himself.
If you are really, really far from God, an entertainment type church that you can decompress in for a while until you are ready for the meat again might be a short term option. Just be wary, many are deeply compromised.
The desire of imperfect humans for attention and glory is dealt with by Jesus himself after getting saved. There are many Christians who respond to God's work of sanctification and lead without caring anything at all about so-called glory.
To get saved: Just tell God that you are not going to drive the ship anymore and turn the wheel over to him in faith. Make sure your faith is in Christ ALONE. I can't emphasize that enough. The last thing you want is to put your faith into something only later to find out that you were actually trusting in God PLUS someone or something else. You will get nothing in that case and you'll waste more of your time.
I will be praying for you as will my prayer group on Wednesday.