Posts by BoogerMan

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New light: the GB are infallible

by AEnEm in

amazing new light in the latest morning worship by gary breaux.

the gb "never lie or deceive us.

we can have absolute trust in the governing body".. he then makes a very helpful point, so as to avoid being deceived and avoid lies.

BoogerMan

Hey Gary, your Governing Body told 3 lies regarding just one Scipture.

The evil slave is alive & kicking - in the JW HQ.

w10 4/15 p. 11 par. 17 - "How will Jehovah use his holy spirit in the coming new world? That spirit will be the force behind the new scrolls that will be opened at that time. (Rev. 20:12) What will these contain? Evidently, Jehovah’s detailed requirements for us during the thousand years."

Nowhere in the scripture does it say "new" scrolls.

Nowhere in the scripture does it say that the scrolls contain "new teachings" or "detailed requirements" - they contain judgements.

Nowhere in the scripture does it say the scrolls are opened during the millennium. Verses 1-10 show that the scrolls are opened after Satan is destroyed.

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Taylor Swift owes me a new shirt this morning

by Mickey mouse in

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go listen to the opening verse of the smallest man who ever lived..

BoogerMan

The persecution of "Jehovah's people" (not Christians) has begun!

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NWT Study Edition - Serious omission!!!!!

by BoogerMan in

“melchizedek, king of salem, priest of the most high god”.

unique features of melchizedek’s priesthood .

5. jesus, “a priest forever in the manner of melchizedek” .

BoogerMan

It says this:

4. “Melchizedek, king of Salem, priest of the Most High God”

Unique features of Melchizedek’s priesthood

5. Jesus, “a priest forever in the manner of Melchizedek”
Jesus is given the supreme accolade as being a king/priest like Melchizedek, but even greater - for eternity!
If I was one of the 144,000 JW wannabe Melchizedek types, I'd be pretty peeved that I wasn't even hinted at!
C'mon WTBTS/Evil slave - your Writing Committee needs to get its act together.

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The good ol' days!

by BoogerMan in

when i was in my prime, there was a time when i was surrounded by beautiful young women!.

but i managed to escape before any of them managed to land a punch or kick me..

BoogerMan

When I was in my prime, there was a time when I was surrounded by beautiful young women!

But I managed to escape before any of them managed to land a punch or kick me.

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The self-appointed "slave" said this - in 1935

by BoogerMan in

watchtower august 15th 1935 - "...the greatest of all tribulations mentioned in the scriptures must come after the great multitude appears and must be that which is mentioned by christ jesus as “tribulation such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time.” that tribulation period began with the “day of jehovah”, to wit, in 1914, when the war started against satan’s organization in heaven, and reaches the great climax at the time of the battle of armageddon, the great day of god almighty.

110 years - and counting!.

other denominations claim the great tribulation is only going to last for 7 years.

BoogerMan

Watchtower August 15th 1935 - "...the greatest of all tribulations mentioned in the Scriptures must come after the great multitude appears and must be that which is mentioned by Christ Jesus as “tribulation such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time.” That tribulation period began with the “day of Jehovah”, to wit, in 1914, when the war started against Satan’s organization in heaven, and reaches the great climax at the time of the battle of Armageddon, the great day of God Almighty."

110 years - and counting!

Other denominations claim the great tribulation is only going to last for 7 years.

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Trickle or flood?

by joey jojo in

now that some reasonably big changes have occurred in a short time frame, whats next?

will the gb let the dust settle for a bit, or will they keep dropping bombs this year?.

BoogerMan

"Word on the streets" seem to indicate that the org's chariot is speeding up and will issue more "adjustments" in 2024. If so, the Guardians Of Doctrine (GODS) will almost certainly not do so until the Annual Meeting in October.

I suspect (and hope!) that many KH's are going to experience either silent or vocal dissensions & fall-outs, resulting in serious schisms.

It's a common occurrence these days for families & close friendships to end when opposite views are expressed, e.g. Brexit, Scottish independence, plandemics & experimental jabs, so I'd expect the JW-world to follow suit.

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Is this true?

by BoogerMan in

"the watch tower society does not file any publicly accessible financial figures.".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/watch_tower_bible_and_tract_society_of_pennsylvania.

if so, are american charities totally free from scrutiny by the authorities & donors?.

BoogerMan

"The Watch Tower Society does not file any publicly accessible financial figures."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_Tower_Bible_and_Tract_Society_of_Pennsylvania

If so, are American charities totally free from scrutiny by the authorities & donors?

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JUNE 2024 Study Watchtower

by BoogerMan in

june 2024 study watchtower p. 3, par.

5 - "he promises to make “a covenant of peace with them.” that prophecy points to a time when those who have a heavenly hope and those who have an earthly hope will be united under his figurative tent as “one flock.” (john 10:16) that time is now!".

i thought the bible said there was only "one hope...one faith.

BoogerMan

June 2024 Study Watchtower p. 3, par. 5 - "He promises to make “a covenant of peace with them.” That prophecy points to a time when those who have a heavenly hope and those who have an earthly hope will be united under his figurative tent as “one flock.” (John 10:16) That time is now!"

I thought the Bible said there was only "one hope...one faith." (Ephesians 4:4-6)

June 2024 Study Watchtower p. 3, par. 5 p. 10 par. 6 - "He will reward us with eternal friendship “if we do not tire out.”

Not son-ship?

June 2024 Study Watchtower p. 12 par. 14 - "Hence, we should reject only those whom Jehovah finds “contemptible.” This includes those who...disrespect our....beliefs."

So if anyone points out some of the JW false teachings, Jehovah - God Almighty thinks such people are “contemptible?”

I challenge anyone to count the the number of times "Jehovah" is mentioned throughout this issue. I've never seen any publication saturated with it like this!

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What Book is Required for Baptism Now?

by LeeMerk in

is it this "enjoy life forever - interactive study guide"?

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is there a second book also?

BoogerMan

Water-SHIPPED Down - followed by Disfellow-SHIPPED down.

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The Old Testament TRINITY!

by BoogerMan in

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clearly inferred & proven by scriptures - though not specifically stated - that the 3 were one & the same essence!

(exodus 2:24) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (exodus 3:16) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (exodus 6:3) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (exodus 6:8) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (exodus 33:1) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (numbers 32:11) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (deuteronomy 1:8) abraham, isaac and jacob.. (deuteronomy 6:10) abraham, isaac and jacob.

(deuteronomy 9:5) abraham, isaac and jacob.

BoogerMan

Many of the so-called "church fathers" were nothing more than power-hungry religionists who competed with each other to gain prominence on the Christianity gravy-train by pushing theological interpretations & fantasies which would enamour the political classes and appeal to the divergent masses.

Outcome: A religion created & run by the Holy Roman Empire - until Mr. Luther intervened. 😁