Four presidents go to see the wizard of oz, jimmy carter, Ronald Reagan, George bush, and bill clinton. The wizard notices them and says with a fiery voice through the curtain " what do you men want to request from me." Jimmy carter steps up nervously and says he would like a Brain to have the knowledge to lead the country. Poof it's done.
Ronald Reagan steps forward and requests a heart so he can move people to action by reasoning with their emotions. Poof it's done.
George bush comes up and asks for courage to lead the people through hard times. Poof it is done.
Finally, Bill Clinton is standing there looking around in every direction and the wizard says " Bill what the hell are you looking for" Bill says " where's dorothy?
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