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  Adam and Jesus in the scales.... Bull crap.

  by snare&racket in

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  one of the hardest questions to answer if you believe in an all loving god, is why 'he' permits so much pain and suffering?

  of course as imperfect, sinful humans we all know we could not bare to watch a day of human suffering without helping out, how could a god cope and not intervene for thousands of years....?.

  the answer most of us all accepted was a pair of scales.

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  Adam and Eve 6000 years old?

  No thanks, my country is inhabited by humans at least for 11.000.000 years.

  the other joke with the blondie ...
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  Sparlock has a Facebook Fan page!!!

  by discreetslave in

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  for those of you on facebook there is a fan page for the wizard https://www.facebook.com/sparlockthewizard.

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  Sparlock the Janitor:

  He can clean the mess of Lesson 1 in a snap!
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  Could some of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, and Jehovah’s Witnesses “Governing Body” be suffering from Schizophrenia?

  by Balaamsass in

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  could some of the watchtower bible and tract society, and jehovahs witnesses governing body be suffering from schizophrenia?.

  does it strike you as odd that millions of jehovahs witnesses and the multi-billion dollar watchtower bible and tract society might be directed by men who received a special calling by god as teenagers in the 70s?.

  in light of the fact that 99% of jehovahs witnesses accepted the accepted watchtower doctrine that the 144,000 were sealed in 1935, those that suddenly began partaking in later years, (especially untested youth) were frequently met with raised eyebrows and thought of as possibly mentally diseased in times past.. could there be an explanation?

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  What a stupid question you made.

  ALL of them suffer...

  -hope you take no offence, your friend

  

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  posting styles

  by rebel8 in

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  i am on a few forums and struggle to communicate w/some people (not here).. example: the nonsensical poster.

  this person posts utter nonsense.

  at times you wonder if the person is suffering from a severe episode of disorganized schizophrenia.

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  LOL! LOL!

  LOL!

  It can be even worse:

  
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  How an original STAR TREK episode nearly cost me my first JW marriage in its first year...true story I find funny/sad

  by oompa in

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  so i'm 21, just married, and raised in my fathers image and thank god he liked sci-fi...a genre i was able to escape to new worlds in.

  he even took me to a trekkie covention when i was albout 12 at the greensboro coliseum and it was packed.

  we had watched every episode over and over...i thought.

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  At least your son is sane!
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  How I was not convicted for killing a California Condor once...How could this story be funny with an awful subject like that??

  by oompa in

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  once i had been arrested for shooting the condor, the animal rights/environmental activists went justifiably nuts and were picketing the trial like crazy.

  but when my turn came to testify i told the judge that i was guilty but very very sorry...and that i hoped they would understand and be lenient.

  i explained how i was camping and hunting in the wilderness and fell and broke my leg and was stranded for days...once i ran out of food i became very weak and scared but fell asleep...when i woke i saw a large bird on a rock ledge right above me and quickly raised my gun and shot the bird for food...i did not even know it was califonia condor at the time...but i ate the large bird for three days until i was found and rescued.

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  LOL!
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  24 baptized at Tucson, AZ today - attendance 5,670

  by Gayle in

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  a friend, non-jw, went to convention today.

  she observed about 1/3 baptized were youth.. ***********************************************.

  i read article:.

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  How many of them are immigrants?
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  latest JW chain email

  by fade_away in

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  i got this e-mail from my family members (along with some heavy preaching and guilt trips).....it always baffles me how gullible they are and it's sad to see them stumble around in the dark bumping into each other.

  according to some wishful thinking jws, "babylon the great's end is coming soon".... september 2012 to be exact.

  yes that's right....another prophecy.

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  In Greece the 'government' (if there occurs any after the coming elections) will have to stop paying the salaries of clerics. Also if that government is Left (read communist) they will TAX religion.
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  Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 05-27-2012 WT Review (BEHIND)

  by blondie in

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  comments you will not hear at the 05-27-2012 wt study (march 15, 2012, pages 25-29 )(behind).

  review comments will be headed by comments.

  jehovahs organization = where is jesus in the picture?.

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  Notice that the elders are a younger African and an Asian.

  Quite typical of the story in the KH's: All increase comes from uneducated immigrants. The poor fellow made sacrifices and spent his life preaching to them and now he realizes that all this was a big waste. Now they, uneducated janitors, come to counsel him!

  The congregations are dying. The children of those uneducated immigrants are growing up, studying and soon will follow the example of the children of locals. As the internet is becoming more available in 3rd world countries the pool will be getting smaller and smaller. Finally there will remain the immigrant 'janitors' who lack any abilities of organizing things and handling serious matters and the 'tower' will collapse.

  [No offence for immigrants-I view those as victims of the world dictatorship we live in. And poor JWs uneducated immigrants are DOUBLE victims: The world dictatorship destroyed their future by denying them proper education, and the m*****bators * of the GB killed any chance that they might have to escape from that bondage and slavery.]

  * At times I wonder if those b******s of the GB are not m*****bators but puppets under the payroll of the world dictatorship to keep the masses enslaved-the real Babylon the Great of Revelation.

  F*** them all and set yourself free!

  

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  Norwegian branch up for sale

  by InquiryMan in

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  the norwegian branch, as well as the swedish one, are now up for sale and the scandinavian headquarters will be located at the present danish bethel.. http://www.oblad.no/nyheter/omradet-i-ytre-enebakk-legges-ut-for-salg-1.7365526.

  this news even made it to the national radio news yesterday.. .

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  To add to my previous post: It doesn't only have to do with printing.