Posts by Zordino

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The JW cart/booth nonsense

by Gypsy Sam in

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http://www.christianpost.com/news/battle-of-beliefs-baptist-evangelist-nation-of-islam-muslim-and-jehovah-witnesses-vie-for-souls-at-new-yorks-subway-stations-112512/.

will this wake any jw's up to how they have more in common with other sects than they believe?.

Zordino

Are these idiots not embarrased having to stand all day by a cart full of WT literature while people walking by probably think they're all Wacked?

Do they not see the stupidity of it all? How much of a brainwashed Dummy to they have to be?

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My favourite JW books when I was a delusional.convert. Did you have any ?

by smiddy in

did you have any favourite books by the society when you were in ?not that this book was my fav.

yet it was the first book i read learning about jw`s.

" from paradise lost to paradise regained " i know , it was designed for the young , however my mentor thought that since i had no understaning of the bible it was what i needed.

Zordino

As a child my fav was "My Book of Bible Fairy Tales"

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jehovah ushers satan into his presence.. jehovah: "listen satan, the thousand year reign is just about up, and according to the bible, i've gotta let you go back to earth and tempt the people, so you'd better go down and see what's happening before you get to work.

damn.

i wished i had picked another book to endorse besides that bible.

Zordino

Farkel, Your posts are so funny.. Hope you can write more hilarious stuff.

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2014 -2015 District Convention Theme - unofficial-

by WatchTower87 in

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unofficial theme:.

-the end (of watchtower) is near!

- lets kingdom come bis.

Zordino

Sacrifice for the WT realestate Empire

Be Whole souled not Hole Souled

Be faithful til the end (the end of high prices!)

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So have any of you seen this site?

by nonjwspouse in

http://jehovahstrumpet.com/conjoined-twin-shuns-brother/.

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i apologize if i am double posting about this..

Zordino

Oh thats too funny :) I Love Satire!

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"Shepherd the flock of God"

by Laika in

looking after you dirty sheep can be a challenge for any of the 'gifts in men' among us.

thank jah that the faithful & discreet slave has provided an elder's manual for assistance, i mean, it's not as if the bible is any use in such matters.

here are some of my favourite pearls of wisdom to help us truly appreciate the blessings of the slave class:.

Zordino

Geez, if they saw how I devoured an exlarge Pizza pie today, I would surely be d'fd .

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Why are there no black angels?

by snare&racket in

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jw literature is racist as hell.

jesus looks like an american folk singer, the governing body look like a corrupt version of an enron luncheon.. the jw's literally print different magazines for africa with african pictures, black people instead of white, to make it 'more appealing' to them.... just to be clear that means they think the opposite is true too!.

....and then there is the lack of black angels..... .

Zordino

Because Jayhoba is a bigot?

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"How can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?"

by Apognophos in

this is from the questions from readers in the 12/15/61 watchtower.

i present it unabridged and without comment.

your own comments, however, are welcome.. "when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.

Zordino

Who wrote this Fred Franz? The weirdo who never married and probably never had sex in his life except for maybe his teddy bear?!

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How much money do you think WT actually makes a year ?

by cookiemaster in

i know that just recently they've made billions by cashing in their real estate from brooklyn.

i also saw somewhere that only the uk branch, in a year, made 16 million pounds in profit with their stock portofolio.

my cousin worked personally for a guy in italy, who was involved in the mafia , and was a jw, and apparently he donated at a single convention more than 1 million euros(probably as a way to wash his sins).

Zordino

If they are making 3 Billion in profits a year after expenses and being tax exempt to top it off, that would put the WT in the big leagues in terms of corporations. Its big business so when I hear people on this site taling of the WT hemoriging money and getting badly hurt by lawsuits, I believe its only putting very small dents in their realestate empire. Think of how many KH, AH, Branch offices, Bethels etc. properties they own around the world and their values. Its a staggering number! in the 10's of Billions.

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How much money do you think WT actually makes a year ?

by cookiemaster in

i know that just recently they've made billions by cashing in their real estate from brooklyn.

i also saw somewhere that only the uk branch, in a year, made 16 million pounds in profit with their stock portofolio.

my cousin worked personally for a guy in italy, who was involved in the mafia , and was a jw, and apparently he donated at a single convention more than 1 million euros(probably as a way to wash his sins).

Zordino

I've pondered this question aswell CM. Many times! F**king a**holes they are! Begging for money all of the time. And yes, I agree with Phizzy that the real puppet masters are behind the scenes and are the ones who control the business and the entire racket. The GB are just "spiritual" figure heads that must Listen, Obey, or else to their masters.