Posts by Zordino

As you know we love our brothers so much that we are willing to extend the privilege of working at the new world Headquarters bethel project to all brothers and sisters. We need help to increase our portfolio so we require free labor for our latest real estate investment. Never mind that we've sold off 2 billion $ worth of property in New York and Around the world. We needed those monies to invest in hedge funds, more properties, stocks bonds, and of course pedo law suit settlements. To please donate your precious time and resources for this project. The GB will be great full for your support and may even allow you to kiss their pinky ring. As you know Armageddon is just around the corner and we need to increase our corporate net worth to prepare for that.

With warm Christian Love,

The glorious ones.

Ps: you need to have some trade skills and sign a waiver that if anything happens to you, it's your problem! You'll even have to pay for the bus/plane fair home yourself. If you happen to accidentally die on site, we will graciously call your family and not even charge them if it's a long distance call. Although we will need to charge them for the body bag when they come to pick up your carcass which is of no use to us. It's a Loving arrangement from Jehovah.

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My original funny joke I thought up today!!!! What's the main difference between jw.org vs lds.org?

by joe134cd in

lds.org has one more letter in it.

hehe.. .

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Zordino

The LDS has better media/TV/Internet techniques to bambosel people into their weird cult brand religion? Mind you JW'S are not far behind in the weirdness department.

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Will the G.B.ever send a letter encouraging their members to go preach in Muslim lands ?

by smiddy in

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Zordino

How to make a JW'S head roll? Send them to a Muslim country to preach their crazy brand of religious drivel to a bunch of fanatic freaks who's religious fanaticism is 100 times worse. Would the Corp be that cruel?

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This weeks #2 & #3 talk on homosexuality

by granada35 in

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after a one year sucessful fade and no longer associated with any congreation, i was visiting my sister this week (who goes to the meeting to please her husband for now; i am slowly planting seeds though) and they decided to year this weeks midweek meeting via the telephone.

since i was a guest in her house, i sat with them in the living room to hear the meeting.

to my surprise (especially growing up as a gay jw with still alot of anger in my heart over how i was treated), the talks 2 and 3 where on, of course, homosexualiy.

Zordino

I had a long discussion with an ex elder friend of mine who insisted gays are not born that way but just prefer that lifestyle because they have a rebellious heart. And of course they will be destroyed in A. I was arguing with him for over an hour about it. There is no getting through to those who are ignorant pig headed brainwashed people.

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Frieking Bethel Heavies/COs and their second rings!

by lambsbottom in

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friends

dude, every picture i see of any bethel heavies or gb members (a lot of cos also) have them wearing a second huge gold ring!

this is a clear sign of "hey i'm a bigshot!

" you just dont see that in interviews of celebrities or politicials.

Zordino

Don Corleone... or in this case Don Stupido. ...JW's will say.. oh God father....may I kiss your ring? Lol

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Letts shows up noo "generation" teaching

by hamsterbait in

in his preesentation, he speaks to "you the young ones".

"you are the next generation of " adult witnesses.

this one sentence using generation in the normal way, at a stroke, shows they just made up the overlapping teaching to get themselves out of a hole.. .

Zordino

Does the generation teaching really need to make sense when you have KH sing alongs to worldly music, and all other kinds of distractions? Logic and common sense don't really mix with religious cults.

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Do we know for sure what happens after death?

by Yondaime in

christian denominations say we go to heaven, witness say we stay alseep until ressurection.

quran says when we go we grt 72 virgins, unless we blow some people up.. .

i'm not really concerned with death atm, i'm not dead.

Zordino

Personally, I like the Quran version of getting 72 virgins. Nothing like the promise of tons of Sex (maybe even group sex?) In the afterlife. Now that's a religion! 👌😉

In reality. All we know for sure in this life is our brain dies and so do our thoughts.

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Who is running North Korea?

by fulltimestudent in

kim jong un has not been seen in public for over a month.

and that has lead to all sorts of speculation.. has he had a stroke?

maybe, he is clearly obese.. last time he was seen he was limping.

Zordino

The Watch Tower Corporation if they really did run a country, a NK would be the result