Zordino

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  Outrageous, but yet funny line by zone visit!

  by Beth Sarim in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so, i watched this recorded broadcast by one of the bigs,i heard this rediculous but yet humourous statement.

  something like ''spritually sluggish is the same as wickedness or evel.

  lol, get a load of that lol.

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  Zordino

  Mind/Emotional Control at its finest.
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  Who is copying who? Jws or Mormons?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it amazes me!.

  witnesses go on about how "blessed we are to have the website and all the content from jehovah etc".

  but i have been noticing the parallels between jws and the mormons!.

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  They should just merge and become the LDJWS. Lol
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  Since Elders And Mini Servants Have To Be Exemplary How Does Anyone Ever Qualify?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it seems to me that you must be almost perfect to be a " servant" in the organization today.

  no college, no spiritually weak in the family, no disfellowshipped living at home, no tight pants, etc......who can live up to their lofty ideals?.

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  So these poor horney sexually repressed 20 something year old boys can old get any action is to marry a sister and to do so he will need to be an MS at minimum? They should just come out and say it " be an MS and you'll get some" refuse to and the sistas will treat you like a leper. Can anyone say Blackmail.
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  Since Elders And Mini Servants Have To Be Exemplary How Does Anyone Ever Qualify?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it seems to me that you must be almost perfect to be a " servant" in the organization today.

  no college, no spiritually weak in the family, no disfellowshipped living at home, no tight pants, etc......who can live up to their lofty ideals?.

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  Zordino

  I could never do it. I just Love MY tight pants too much.
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  Lowering the standards: The sign of a cult struggling for survival

  by Hidden-Window in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  many of the recent changes in the jehovah's witness organization are a clear sign of a cult that is struggling for survival.

  the internet has change the scenario in a very dramatic way.

  many of us who for years struggled alone with doubts and cognitive dissonance thinking that we were the only ones, that we, as individuals were the issue, now know that there is a large community of individuals who see the organization as what it is, a mind controlling cult that is not only false, but also dangerous.. the governing body clearly understands the consequences of this awakening.

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  Yes the cool aid has really been watered down. It'll hurt them but they'll survive. There are too many brainwashed dubs who will never leave.
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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Zordino

  Hey baby I'm not an MS but I absolutely Love going downtown. Unlike those MS/Elder types. So marry me honey.
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  T-shirt ideas based on GB comments!

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so we have all heard some of the wacky comments gb members have said recently in talks etc..... i reckon that tshirts with the following slogans would be funny!

  "i like tight pants and i can not lie!

  " (inspired by "i like big buts and i can not lie....").

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  Have a picture of Anthony Morris da Turd with a caption that reads " Homosexuals just Love it when I wear my tight pants!"
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  Skirts and trousers (pants if you're in the US)

  by Chariklo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just what is it that the watchtower thinks is so much more modest and respectful to jehovah about wearing a skirt instead of trousers?

  that is, unless you live in a culture that has trousers as the norm for women, as in india.. something today brought this to my mind.

  i can't even remember what it was, but it led to thinking again about this.

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  Zordino

  BITB, I like that skirt. Nice legs too... who is that?
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  Skirts and trousers (pants if you're in the US)

  by Chariklo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just what is it that the watchtower thinks is so much more modest and respectful to jehovah about wearing a skirt instead of trousers?

  that is, unless you live in a culture that has trousers as the norm for women, as in india.. something today brought this to my mind.

  i can't even remember what it was, but it led to thinking again about this.

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  Zordino

  Finkelstein, that woman in a Burka looks like Darth Vader's wife. LoL. Humans are truly Stupid. Only with education and the elimination of religeous nonesense will this world become a better place.
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  ACTUALLY any form of pants are wrong wrong wrong!!

  by hamsterbait in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  tight pants - tempting the gays to chase you: you cannot resist their advances bad bad bad!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  baggy pants - in a 1993 witchtower baggy pants were a sign you are a rapper : bad bad bad!!!!!!!!!!.

  pants just right?

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  Zordino

  Its funny you should say that... I was wearing my tight pants the other day and there were gay men chasing me all over town! Thank the GB for their spiritually enlightened revelation on the matter.

  I'm going to clear out my entire wardrobe of all my tight pants right now!!!