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  My funniest stand up JW Jokes so far

  by usualusername1 in

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  in the last couple of months, i have been practising my stand up.

  so far these are my best jokes:.

  not celebrating birthdays and christmas has saved me so much money.

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  Landy

  Don't try them in front of a crowd. It won't go well. Sorry!
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  Australian Jehovah's Witnesses are ignorant of the Australian Royal Commission

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  many here have asked how the average witness in australia is taking the news of the arc findings and conclusions.. is it affecting them?.

  sorry to say, hardly any are even aware of the facts.

  those that are, have been convinced that all the publicity is "apostate lies and satanic propaganda".

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  Of course they are. I don't know why you're surprised. You can convince anybody of anything if they want to believe it.
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  Great Tribulation and Trump

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

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  please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

  is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

  there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

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  Landy

  Well I prophesised that trump would win so yes.

  To be fair it was 50/50 though.
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  Great Tribulation and Trump

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

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  2. beliefs

  please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

  is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

  there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

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  Is there some meaning to this? What do you think?

  Yes, it means that a property developer has bought the WTS buildings that were up for sale and Trump has been elected president.
  
  
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  My mom contacted me last night...

  by HereIgo in

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  as i have revealed in other threads my mother and i havent talked in over 2 years.

  she has been keeping her distance, therefore staying loyal to jehovah.

  she found me on facebook.

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  Landy

  It's nice that you heard from your Mum - hope you can keep the lines of communication open.
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  How does an elder become an elder ?

  by Drwho in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was never a jw , so have millions of questions .

  please, how does an elder become an elder and how much trust does or should a jw put in an elder .?

  simon.

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  Landy

  The Mother is 51y and I could not believe she was asking advice from a 33 year old " kid " elder in fact I was disgusted

  Not sure what age has to do with it?
  
  
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  How does an elder become an elder ?

  by Drwho in

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  i was never a jw , so have millions of questions .

  please, how does an elder become an elder and how much trust does or should a jw put in an elder .?

  simon.

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  Landy

  Most elders had to be a** kissers or yes men. That is exactly what the org is looking for. They are not looking for someone who is free spirited or can think for themselves. Even if it was just an act on the part of the perspective elder, there had to be at least a little bit of smooching and head bobbing.

  You could level that charge at anyone wanting to advance in any organisation, whether it be religious or career related.

  The majority of elders, I'll admit, do fit your description, but there are elders out there who are good public speakers, very empathetic and are all round nice people. There was certainly one or two of them in my old congregation.

  As with most things, sweeping generalisations are a bad thing.
  
  
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  How does an elder become an elder ?

  by Drwho in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was never a jw , so have millions of questions .

  please, how does an elder become an elder and how much trust does or should a jw put in an elder .?

  simon.

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  Landy

  just two things to become : an ass-kisser a perfect yes-man.

  Lots of people on here were elders - would everyone of them fit your description?

  The reality is is that there's good ones and bad ones.
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  Is The Governing Body The Rulers Of A Criminal Organization? Wolves In Sheep's Clothing

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i think we can see that the further we proceed into the future the more criminal this organization looks due to man's more evolved social understanding,, so since this thing is gradual i'm predicting that this evolution will exterminate this cult with a capital fuck you.. since this is a religion that has exported itself(criminal activity) all over the world from usa origins i would expect the usa court system not to come to their aid when reach lawsuits come reaching from all over the world to usa based headquarters living there situated on a contaminated chemical dump site (whether it is properly been clean up it is anybody's guess (i'm guessing not))..

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  Governments should put pressure on the WTS to obey the law, by introducing tougher, new laws. This would make it harder for the WTS not to be a criminal organisation. Staying on the right side of the law should be made difficult.

  Again - please tell me which laws are they breaking and what crimes they are committing?
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  Is The Governing Body The Rulers Of A Criminal Organization? Wolves In Sheep's Clothing

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i think we can see that the further we proceed into the future the more criminal this organization looks due to man's more evolved social understanding,, so since this thing is gradual i'm predicting that this evolution will exterminate this cult with a capital fuck you.. since this is a religion that has exported itself(criminal activity) all over the world from usa origins i would expect the usa court system not to come to their aid when reach lawsuits come reaching from all over the world to usa based headquarters living there situated on a contaminated chemical dump site (whether it is properly been clean up it is anybody's guess (i'm guessing not))..

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  Landy

  I understand people can be bitter when leaving the JWs but to throw ridiculous accusations about does not help your cause. Was it you last time that (effectively) accused the whole GB of being child abusers?

  What evidence of criminal activity by the organisation do you have?