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  What’s Your Opinion of Adam Schiff?

  by minimus in

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  i’ve heard some people praise him for his zeal against president trump.

  others have not been so praiseworthy toward the california congressman.. today he was so concerned that trump might be so emboldened now that he has won acquittal, that he suggests that trump might make a deal with russia and sell them the state of alaska.

  😐.

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  iwantoutnow

  Love him. Wish there were 100 like him!

  The evidence was overwhelming and damming.

  And all you really need to know is that Trump did all he could to STOP any testimony, and any documents.

  The act of a guilty man.

  I cant do that for a parking ticket but he has his buttbuddy moscow mitch helping out.

  FYI
  Ivanka made $135 million last year while working at the White House.

  Don Jr gets to kill endangered species cuz dadda got a permit for him.

  Eric is openly selling access to his dad.

  Guiani's son works in the White House

  But its Bidens son who is the problem cuz he got a cushy job.

  I get it.
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  Dreams----The Files You Requested!

  by Atlantis in

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  dreams:.

  you requested several boe's, forms, and so forth.

  instead of picking out a letter here or there, grandpa atlantis would rather send you the entire file folder.sooner or later they will find their way to simon's board.

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  iwantoutnow

  never had a problem opening a zip from wetranranfer before?

  I have a mac, and it opens all types of zip files.

  Strange.

  FYI the massive video file opened fine.
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  Dreams----The Files You Requested!

  by Atlantis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dreams:.

  you requested several boe's, forms, and so forth.

  instead of picking out a letter here or there, grandpa atlantis would rather send you the entire file folder.sooner or later they will find their way to simon's board.

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  iwantoutnow

  Atlantis - downloaded it twice - cant open the zip.
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  the Watchtower guide to sex.

  by stan livedeath in

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  it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

  ) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

  so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

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  iwantoutnow

  Half banana - I did escape though wasted most of my life before I did.

  And you joke - but we had 2 elders (when I was still an MS) do just that.

  They set up shepherding calls and asked couples if they have been having oral or anal sex.

  One sister called the PO who ripped both those 2 elders a new one.
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  the Watchtower guide to sex.

  by stan livedeath in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

  ) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

  so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

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  iwantoutnow

  Half banana - I was 5 when my my parent was baptised. So I didnt have a say in it.
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  the Watchtower guide to sex.

  by stan livedeath in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

  ) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

  so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

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  iwantoutnow

  LETS GET IT STRAIGHT. No matter how they couch their printed words - in JW world Perverted sex is always ORAL and ANAL sex. That what you hear in talks, local needs, and assemblies.

  
  Found this article

  Married Christians

  How about sexual activity between married couples within the marriage bond? It is not for the elders to pry into the intimate lives of married Christians. However, the Bible certainly enters into their lives. Those who would “keep walking by spirit” should not ignore the Scriptural indications of God’s thinking. And they will do well to cultivate a hatred for everything that is unclean before Jehovah, including what are clearly perverted sexual practices. Married couples should act in a way that will leave them with a clean conscience, as they give unimpeded attention to developing “the fruitage of the spirit.”​—Galatians 5:16, 22, 23; Ephesians 5:3-5.

  What, though, if one mate wants or even demands to share with his or her partner in what is clearly a perverted sex practice? The above-presented facts show that porneia involves unlawful sexual conduct outside the marital arrangement. Thus, a mate’s enforcing perverted acts, such as oral or anal sex, within the marriage would not constitute a Scriptural basis for a divorce that would free either for remarriage.* Even though a believing mate is distressed by the situation, yet that one’s endeavor to hold to Scriptural principles will result in a blessing from Jehovah. In such cases it may be helpful for the couple to discuss the problem frankly, bearing in mind especially that sexual relations should be honorable, wholesome, an expression of tender love. This certainly should exclude anything that might distress or harm one’s mate.​—Ephesians 5:28-30; 1 Peter 3:1, 7.

  As already stated, it is not for elders to “police” the private marital matters of couples in the congregation. However, if it becomes known that a member of the congregation is practicing or openly advocating perverted sex relations within the marriage bond, that one certainly would not be irreprehensible, and so would not be acceptable for special privileges, such as serving as an elder, a ministerial servant or a pioneer. Such practice and advocacy could even lead to expulsion from the congregation. Why?

  
  
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  the Watchtower guide to sex.

  by stan livedeath in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

  ) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

  so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

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  iwantoutnow

  Sparky1 - thanks - I also forgot NO Analligus :(
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  the Watchtower guide to sex.

  by stan livedeath in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

  ) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

  so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

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  iwantoutnow

  The JW guide (which my wife fully adopted for almost the entire sex starved marriage)

  NO ORAL, not for me or for her.

  NO NO NO ANAL (what I wanted most).

  Sex position missionary or spoons.

  NO Dirty talking or her touching her clit or boobs to help things along.

  No mutual masterbating.

  No loud grunting or anything that would make you think she liked it.

  NEVER get a sex manual, cuz what do you need that for.

  No porn of course.

  In the dark preferably.

  Even when trying to have kids, sex 1 time a month is optimal.

  In the end, after decades, I got 2 months of good sex before everything fell apart.
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  SuperBowl 54: US Sports vs UK Sports

  by Simon in

  1. social
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  so a few things .... apparently it's superbowl 54, and also the centennial of the sport.

  erm ... i'm not a mathematician, but aren't there 46 superbowls missing?.

  americans claim that uk sport ("soccer", aka real football) is too low scoring.

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  iwantoutnow

  Shakira shaking her butt and J-lo pole dancing is acceptable. No complaints there. Bottom wiggly-jiggly will be the highlight of the evening, alongside the "Groundhog Day" remake ad.

  Yes 2 women who made their entire career on having a great ass and showing it at every opportunity

  Listen - I am ALL about the ass, but that was a lame show.

  Transparently bad lip syncing old songs that were never that good anyway.

  Give me Bruce, Prince, Tom Petty anyday.

  FYI - Football is unwatchable to me now. Premier League and F1 are the only sports I care about anymore.
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  The end is so close now....

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  aren't they tiring out from saying this now?.

  a jobo pimi-lite i know has a terminal illness (no names, no pack drill), was told, 'hold on, the end is so close.

  the pimi-lite said they will need to hold on to their 'go bags(tm), then!.

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  iwantoutnow

  For at least 20 years at Assemblies at least one brother or CO would talk about:

  "we are in the last seconds of the 2 minute warning, for this old system of things"

  Anyone one else hear that old chestnut?