PopeOfEruke

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  "Are you ready to Die?"

  by breeze in

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  i don't know about the rest of you but i spent the better part of my life believing that i would never die!

  i think i have dealt with it....but it still almost seems unnatural.... we are all going to die???

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  "Are you ready to Die?"

  by breeze in

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  i don't know about the rest of you but i spent the better part of my life believing that i would never die!

  i think i have dealt with it....but it still almost seems unnatural.... we are all going to die???

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  It seens as I get older, the terrible fear of death seems to wane and a more-or-less feeling of "Oh Well its gonna happen so let it happen" sets in.

  I am not scared of it like I used to be............and more than likely its at least 40 years away or...UURGGHH! KKKAEEKK!!

  *pope keels over onto desk with large tongue hanging out*
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  Asperger's Syndrome

  by Mulan in

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  has anyone heard of asperger's syndrome?

  i was doing research the other day, for someone, and came across this disorder.

  in reading it, i am positive both my youngest son and his wife have it.

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  Our neighbours son has this disorder; his fixation is the rubbish bins. He is constantly filling them, moving them, smashing them, emptying one in to the other, taking the bins from all the other neighbours houses on rubbish collection day, and running after the rubbish truck....

  He is about 16 and has a job in the supermarket. And he is a nice friendly boy though he does suffer screaming tantrums occasionally....and he tends to play the same song over and over and over...

  Pope
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  Oval office antics (worth at least 1 LOL)

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  george: condi!

  george: that's what i want to know.

  george: that's what i'm asking you.

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  PopeOfEruke

  Thanks everybody! And I didn't even need a sympathy LOL from Beck!

  Pope
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  Oval office antics (worth at least 1 LOL)

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. social
  2. humour

  george: condi!

  george: that's what i want to know.

  george: that's what i'm asking you.

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  PopeOfEruke

  (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
  
  
  George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
  
  
  Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
  
  
  George: Great. Lay it on me.
  
  
  Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
  
  
  George: That's what I want to know.
  
  
  Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
  
  
  George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
  
  
  Condi: Yes.
  
  
  George: I mean the fellow's name.
  
  
  Condi: Hu.
  
  
  George: The guy in China.
  
  
  Condi: Hu.
  
  
  George: The new leader of China.
  
  
  Condi: Hu.
  
  
  George: The Chinaman!
  
  
  Condi: Hu is leading China.
  
  
  George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
  
  
  Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
  
  
  George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
  
  
  Condi: That's the man's name.
  
  
  George: That's who's name?
  
  
  Condi: Yes.
  
  
  George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
  of China?

  Condi: Yes, sir.
  
  
  George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
  Middle East.
  
  
  Condi: That's correct.
  
  
  George: Then who is in China?
  
  
  Condi: Yes, sir.
  
  
  George: Yassir is in China?
  
  
  Condi: No, sir.
  
  
  George: Then who is?
  
  
  Condi: Yes, sir.
  
  
  George: Yassir?
  
  
  Condi: No, sir.
  
  
  George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
  China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
  
  
  Condi: Kofi?
  
  
  George: No, thanks.
  
  
  Condi: You want Kofi?
  
  
  George: No.
  
  
  Condi: You don't want Kofi.
  
  
  George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
  milk. And then get me the UN
  
  
  Condi: Yes, sir.
  
  
  George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN
  
  
  Condi: Kofi?
  
  
  George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
  
  
  Condi: And call who?
  
  
  George: Who is the guy at the U. N?
  
  
  Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
  
  
  George: Will you stay out of China?!
  
  
  Condi: Yes, sir.
  
  
  George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
  UN
  
  
  Condi: Kofi.
  
  
  George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
  
  
  (Condi picks up the phone.)
  
  
  Condi: Rice, here.
  
  
  George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
  should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
  get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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  Praise Jah - Designer of Killer Sperm

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was reading about a recent scientific discovery in a new book about human sexuality.

  it has long been in evidence that married women who are having an affair often fail to get pregnant.

  as soon as one of the sexual partners leaves the relationship pregnancy often occurs quickly thereafter.. scientists may have discovered a mechanism for this.

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  Let me see if I understand the problem....

  So, I am stranded on a desert Isle and 2 things fall out of a tree on my head :

  This:::

  or a chicken sandwich::::::

  And we are sitting here discussing it??????????

  Pope
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  From the Pope

  by openminded in

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  pope john paul ii declares himself.

  immortal by thomas zartregu

  vatican city (aep)

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  PopeOfEruke

  Don't worry everybody! Found the hat! Stopped Crying! Everythings back to normal!

  First I asked Grandma if she would loan me her hat:

  Then she said I had left my hat on her toilet seat, and thats where I found it.

  Pope

  PS Oh and I used to be infallible, now I'm just perfect.
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  Praise Jah - Designer of Killer Sperm

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. watchtower
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  i was reading about a recent scientific discovery in a new book about human sexuality.

  it has long been in evidence that married women who are having an affair often fail to get pregnant.

  as soon as one of the sexual partners leaves the relationship pregnancy often occurs quickly thereafter.. scientists may have discovered a mechanism for this.

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  PopeOfEruke

  I could sniff Heidi Klums T-shirt all day - forget about the sandwich!!!

  But Robdar I think you are right - a recent New Scientist magazine article said something about how our brains' highest priority is SURVIVAL, it is the strongest programming algorithm that whave in our brains....

  Pope

  (But Heidi on a desert island........hmmm.....tough choice...)
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  Earthly Resurrection Belief is INSANE

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this topic gets mentioned a lot, but it still upsets me whenever i think about it.

  its so insane, and i get so angry that i never questioned it or used my own brain to see the absurdity in it when i was still "in".. what got me started today is the sheer numbers involved.

  the dubs believe only they will survive the big a. but not all of them - because those leading double lives etc will be killed as well as the rest of the 6 billion people on earth.

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  TR

  Thats the point - if you survive Armageddon you keep the pussy and/or weiner, but if you die a day before Armageddon and get resurrected you lose them!

  So Steve's wife is "intact", just poor old Steve lost his tackle.

  Bummer........unless your name is Paul....

  Pope
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  Earthly Resurrection Belief is INSANE

  by PopeOfEruke in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this topic gets mentioned a lot, but it still upsets me whenever i think about it.

  its so insane, and i get so angry that i never questioned it or used my own brain to see the absurdity in it when i was still "in".. what got me started today is the sheer numbers involved.

  the dubs believe only they will survive the big a. but not all of them - because those leading double lives etc will be killed as well as the rest of the 6 billion people on earth.

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  Jimbob!

  thats a classic! I nearly pi**ed myself laughing - till I found out my wiener is also missing!

  And where will all the resurrected husbands and wives live?? With their old partners who are probably remarried and probably happy as s*it that their useless first husband/wife is dead....I don't think so!

  I imagine huge tent cities of billions of misplaced people, living monotonous sexless lives for all eternity! Now thats sounds like HELL ON EARTH!

  Pope