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  Jehovah's Burglars

  by NotFormer in

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  by the great spike milligan:.

  https://youtu.be/9b7zlvryzbe?si=hgdlnyeur6serads.

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  NotFormer

  "We're seeking refuge from the police; they're persecuting us because of our beliefs".

  "What do you believe?"

  "We believe that you've got a lot of money in this house!"
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  Jehovah's Burglars

  by NotFormer in

  1. social
  2. humour

  by the great spike milligan:.

  https://youtu.be/9b7zlvryzbe?si=hgdlnyeur6serads.

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  NotFormer

  By the great Spike Milligan:

  https://youtu.be/9B7zlvRyzbE?si=HgdLNYeuR6SEraDS
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  Beards are now allowed - New Light

  by Listener in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  lett has announced in the latest video update that jehovah has dignified the brothers by now letting them to choose for themselves whether they want to have a beard or not -.

  https://www.jw.org/en/news/region/global/2023-governing-body-update-8/.

  this applies worldwide and to all brothers in any position..

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  NotFormer

  ZZ Top is back! Although his name is Beard, Frank Beard will be feeling left out.

  Ever since Rutherford did everything he could to torch the memory of Russell, beards have been verboten. For a century! And now suddenly, it's okay, as if it never happened 😔🙄 But don't you ever dare mention it!

  Since they're in the process of mainstreaming, and they mentioned "Pastor" Russell, do you think that they might bring back "Pastor" as a title?
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  Holy barbasol Batman! Beards are now allowed!

  by nowwhat? in

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  2. beliefs

  latest gb update.

  only took them 20 years to see beards are acceptable in society.

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  NotFormer

  "Only took them 20 years to see beards are acceptable in society"

  Try a hundred. Rutherford brought in the beard rule to distance himself and the organisation from Russell.
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  That's it no more posting. I was the first to post beards are now allowed. Since then 2 more of the same!

  by nowwhat? in

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  2. bible

  doesn't anyone ever scoll down first to see if the subject was already posted first?

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  NotFormer

  Grow yourself a nice beard to celebrate "new light"!
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  New GB update - beards are now perfectly ok (no really!)

  by FFGhost in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  to save y’all the agony of having to sit & watch lett (looking even more puffy and jaundiced than the last time), here is a summary:.

  beards are now perfectly fine for anyone & everyone, including ministerial servants, elders, and “special full time servants” (cos and betheliites).. but don’t go and feel “vindicated” — even if you knew you were right about beards, you shouldn’t run ahead of jehovah’s “chariot”.. so there you go.. if you need explicit permission from a puffy steroid addled facial contortionist with an increasingly ridiculous combover to make personal grooming decisions…you might be in a cult .

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  NotFormer

  "His ex wife ( woman at the door ) didn't recognise him without a beard and a beer"

  If they can witness with a beard now, can they also witness while holding a beer?
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  2023-12-15--Beards-BOE!

  by Atlantis in

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  governing body update #8. beards--see page 3 #2. page 1.--https://imgbox.com/qs27zbgh.

  page 2.--https://imgbox.com/r4jz1fvm .

  page 3.--https://imgbox.com/wynbxegx .

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  NotFormer

  The anti beard thing has been flogged for a hundred years, and was only brought in by da Judge to distance the organisation from Russell. It's taken them this long to realise that it is a non issue? While persecuted people for beard wearing all that time, BTW.
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  Unacceptable type/antitype for JW'S.....

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  .........because it would cancel out their "upper & lower class christians" fairy story - aka the anointed & non-anointed.. antitype: the fleshly nation of israel and exodus foreigner converts were participants of the mosaic covenant.. type: christianity - the israel of god ("spiritual israel") and gentile converts became participants in the new covenant..

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  NotFormer

  I know he had the 144000 vs the great crowd, but didn't they both go to Heaven?
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  Beards!!!!! Just knock me over with a feather....

  by Captain Schmideo2 in

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  2. friends

  they finally dropped that shoe!https://www.jw.org/en/news/region/global/2023-governing-body-update-8/?fbclid=iwar3tijct69fal1hlf_ukqsafejckrhuqwwvpyk_6ieulic82suqdnlyhsvm.

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  NotFormer

  I don't want to watch that video; GB videos make me I'll. Can you tell me what he said that inspired this thread? Are they allowing beards now? Or are they doubling down?
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  Unacceptable type/antitype for JW'S.....

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  .........because it would cancel out their "upper & lower class christians" fairy story - aka the anointed & non-anointed.. antitype: the fleshly nation of israel and exodus foreigner converts were participants of the mosaic covenant.. type: christianity - the israel of god ("spiritual israel") and gentile converts became participants in the new covenant..

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  NotFormer

  A cancerous arsehole, dying of cancer of the arsehole.

  Paradise earth was probably stolen from the Christadelphians.