My contribution in song:
Let us gather to celebrate, upon this wint'ry morn,
The holy blessed day, Judge Rutherford was born,
The sheep were disobedient, God didn't hold a grudge,
Instead of Armageddon, Jehovah sent da Judge.
He winnowed out the chaff and sent them door to door,
He changed their name to publishers, from now 'til evermore,
God's work is now more business-like, professional and choice,
Jehovah took da Judge away, the sheep did much rejoice.