When I was a teenager I had the embarrassing and uncontrollable problem of my male member standing to attention. It happened a few times at the door. The most embarrassing time was when a female householder looked at the bulge in my pants, then looked at me with an expression of "you pervert".
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wardrobe 'malfunction' while in service
by nuthouse escapee inbusy street, lots of houses.
felt something clinging to back of my leg.
elastic waistband of my slip died and my slip was hanging 6 inches below my dress.. anyone else have an embarrassing service tale to share?.
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Maybe because they both stem from Freemasons?
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How many JW's died as Nazi's victims,
by MacHislopp inrather puzzled...*.
*** w51 2/15 105-6 an open answer to "the vindicator" ***.
that is why during the nazi regime in germany from 1933 to 1945 jehovahs witnesses in that land refused to heil hitler!
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I wonder how many JWs died in Malawi because the GB told not to purchase an inexpensive political party card.
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PRINCE praising JEHOVAH the true God
by biometrics inand what a wholesome history he celebrates.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jge5hala--s#t=3m50s.
use this link to skip to the important part (copy into browser):.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jge5hala--s#t=3m50s.
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How amazing would it be if he came to an apostate's door. Id love to rip him up. As a born in I rarely liked the converts. They loved to tell me how they got to have sex and drink, while telling me to never do it.
I remember one "convert" was always telling stories about sex, women, fast motorbikes and wild holidays. Then he'd end his narrative with something like "but of course, that was all in the past", with a sorry tone like he missed that life.
Not many born-ins liked him (i.e. jealous).
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PRINCE praising JEHOVAH the true God
by biometrics inand what a wholesome history he celebrates.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jge5hala--s#t=3m50s.
use this link to skip to the important part (copy into browser):.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jge5hala--s#t=3m50s.
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And what a wholesome history he celebrates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGE5hALa--s#t=3m50s
Use this link to skip to the important part (copy into browser):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGE5hALa--s#t=3m50s
Most R&F Jehovah's Witnesses would be disfellowshipped if they openly celebrated their "sinful" past.
Be sure to comment in youtube.
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Sparlock
by biometrics inso we have a jw next door who went to the assembly over the w/e.
yesterday she gave 'gift' to my wife for my kids.. that's right it was the sparlock dvd.
i didn't know about the gift until i saw my kids watching it this morning.. is it safe to let my kids watch it?.
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Maybe then you need to have a" study"ith your neihbours reminding them how they were both productive succesful business people before becoming involved with jehovah`s witnesses,and rather than their being in a spiritual paradise,they are actually in a hell hole,that they need to get out of for the benefit of all the family before it`s too late.
I think it may already be "too late" for them (except their oldest son).
My best course of action is to "dissapear" Sparlock with my majical powers (when no-one's looking).
The neighbor said the Organisation will be putting new Sparlock videos online for kids to watch. So I'd better put a parental block on that website too.
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Sparlock
by biometrics inso we have a jw next door who went to the assembly over the w/e.
yesterday she gave 'gift' to my wife for my kids.. that's right it was the sparlock dvd.
i didn't know about the gift until i saw my kids watching it this morning.. is it safe to let my kids watch it?.
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Does your neighbor have children too? Why not invite their kids over to watch a "magic kingdom" movie with your kids?
Yes they have kids, a lot older than mine. The oldest decided at age 14 he didn't want to go to meetings anymore, that caused the mum and dad to flip-out. The dad tried to hang himself. The second child has tried to hang himself too. I suspect from stress in the house.
Both parents are perpetually on anti-depressants, and cannot work.
It's a really sad situation. They both were productive business people before getting the 'truth'.
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Sparlock
by biometrics inso we have a jw next door who went to the assembly over the w/e.
yesterday she gave 'gift' to my wife for my kids.. that's right it was the sparlock dvd.
i didn't know about the gift until i saw my kids watching it this morning.. is it safe to let my kids watch it?.
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So we have a JW next door who went to the Assembly over the w/e. Yesterday she gave 'gift' to my wife for my kids.
That's right it was the Sparlock DVD. I didn't know about the gift until I saw my kids watching it this morning.
Is it safe to let my kids watch it?
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JW Elder Talks About the Aurora Victims - This is Quite Sick
by God_Delusion inhi guys & gals,.
the news about the aurora victims has spread worldwide and even in tiny cyprus do our hearts go out to the victims families.. .
unfortunately, the watchtower society doesn't see it that way.. .
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What about when a KH gets bombed and all the heathens are out watching movies. How does that work?
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"Dress Code" for JW Funeral / Memorial Service
by Honeybadger inso, i'm attending a funeral for someone that was in the local congregation today.. i told my mom what i planned on wearing- a cute, dark grey blouse and some nicely tailored black pants.
she just about lost it.. mom- "you can't wear pants, it's at the kingdom hall!!!".
mom- "well, i guess you could, but you would feel so awkward and uncomfortable.
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Wear something bright and cheerful. After all, JWs at funerals don't seem to like mourning.