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  What Austin Powers Kinda Spy Are You?

  by MrMoe in

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  2. friends

  really fun quiz -- get your spy profile and name... the groovy austin powers way!

  http://www.austinpowers.com/cgi-bin/austin/spyname.cgi.

  amanda "audacious" **********.

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  No fair, DakotaRed. I like your spy name better. Can we trade?
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  to "you-know-who"

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  *** meet me in the casbah in two hours.

  come alone rock the casbah - the clash.

  now the king told the boogie men.

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  Don't be silly it's not You Know! And I don't think it matters who posted first, brothers. She clearly said you-know-who, which means that whoever it is already knows it is them and where the casbah is. Interesting.........
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  What Austin Powers Kinda Spy Are You?

  by MrMoe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  really fun quiz -- get your spy profile and name... the groovy austin powers way!

  http://www.austinpowers.com/cgi-bin/austin/spyname.cgi.

  amanda "audacious" **********.

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  Jim "Fearless" Apostate Drawn to extreme sports, adventure and any other type of death defying stunts, you are the first in line to try the latest thrill. Whether it's bungee jumping in New Zealand and snowboarding in the Alps, you are ready for anything! Vital Gear Includes a first-aid kit, Gatorade and multi-pocketed cargo pants.
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  to us...

  by teejay in

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  very few people in life will ever understand the struggle that we have endured, conquered, and go on conquering.. i've spent long hours, choosing my words carefully, and my intelligent wife, i feel, still has no clue.. we're still here.

  living.

  moving.

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  I guess it was about time for a cocktail. To Us!
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  First Impressions : Men & Women

  by professor in

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  this question is kind of related to the male and female friends post: .

  a female friend of mine once told me that many women find it necessary to flirt with a man the first time they meet him, even if there is no real attraction.

  the reasoning is that a man will never pay attention to a woman unless there is a sexual interest first.

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  Exactly, Matty!

  I know it is silly to stereotype men and women. I guess I am more interested in knowing if many women do this, or how widespread this idea is. I would rather think that when the ladies flirt with me it is just because I am so bad & sexy.

  Edited by - professor on 5 July 2002 14:48:48
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  Fishes

  by Mark69 in

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  i want to ask a question:.

  can jw eat fishes?.

  in my opinion they cant because of:.

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  You must hit the fish over the head with a club or other blunt object after catching it.
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  First Impressions : Men & Women

  by professor in

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  2. relationships

  this question is kind of related to the male and female friends post: .

  a female friend of mine once told me that many women find it necessary to flirt with a man the first time they meet him, even if there is no real attraction.

  the reasoning is that a man will never pay attention to a woman unless there is a sexual interest first.

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  This question is kind of related to the Male and Female Friends post:

  A female friend of mine once told me that many women find it necessary to flirt with a man the first time they meet him, even if there is no real attraction. The reasoning is that a man will never pay attention to a woman unless there is a sexual interest first. I'm not sure if this idea is more anti-man or anti-woman, or if it is partially true. What do you think?

  Edited by - professor on 5 July 2002 14:15:0
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  Was Russell a freemason and an adventist?

  by wholewheat in

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  was russell a freemason and was he a member of the adventist church?

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  Another explaination of the symbols found on the $1 bill.
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  Stop and Listen !!!!!! NNOOOWWWWW

  by out4good3 in

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  what is it with hardcore jw's who think that everytime an elder speaks everyone should drop what they're doing and listen?.

  i was over a relative's house the other day when two elders came by for a shepherding call.

  they wound up talking to the wife because the husband, who fell away after the 1975 fiasco, was hiding out in the back of the house.

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  ewww! I don't want to see shriveled up elder weenies!
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  Male and Female Friends

  by StinkyPantz in

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  my husband and i have had sort of a disagreement of sorts.

  he says that men cannot be friends with women.

  he says that any man that appears to want to be friends with a woman really just wants to get in her pants, and if they end up friends it's purely by accident.

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  StinkyPantz,

  I couldn't help but notice that your husband's comment seems to be right out of the movie "When Harry Met Sally":

  Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he
  always wants to have sex with her."
  Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no
  sex involved."
  Harry:"No, you don't"
  Sally:"Yes, I do."
  Harry:"No, you don't"
  Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my
  knowledge?"
  Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
  Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
  Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so
  the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
  Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
  Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too"

  This is a generalization of men coming from a man. Of course, it is not true! Neither is it true that men think about sex every six seconds. Personally, I think about it every day, but obviously every person is different. Is your husband the jealous type? It seems so from this comment.