Posts by professor

most of us believed that we wouldn't die, and on top of that we were about to become young again.. since we will all die, do you make it a priority in your life right now to live it fully, and to love fully the ones you care for because every day you skip, its lost and won't come back..

professor

Thanks for reminding me [edit]. You just trashed three years of therapy.

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District Assembly Title Generator

by ackack in

check it out.

http://neocrat.com/assembly.php.

if i'm missing some critical keywords, let me know, and i'll toss em in.. ackack

professor

This is awesome! Here's my top ten:

10. Pagan Art -- A Key to a Good Marriage
09. Questions From Readers: Is it Acceptable for Apostates to Talk?
08. Disrespectful Camels -- What Can Be Done?
07. Do You Want to Modestly Flirt? The Bible Can Help You
06. Using Caution Serving Where The Need is Great With Tarantulas
05. I Happily Flirted With Immoral Wives
04. Will Elders Ever Understand Art? Soon!
03. Threatening Your Depressed Ex-Wives -- The Bible's Viewpoint
02. Who Can Live With Pioneers?
01. Enjoy Redundant Beliefs

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What does your desktop wallpaper look like?

by JH in

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friends

there are so many to choose from over the net.

i usually use the basic wallpapers that windows xp provide.. i love using "azul" wallpaper to remind me of the summer, since our summers don't last long.. .

this time of year i turn to the "autumn" wallpaper with the nice colored leaves.. .

professor

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District Assembly Title Generator

by ackack in

check it out.

http://neocrat.com/assembly.php.

if i'm missing some critical keywords, let me know, and i'll toss em in.. ackack

professor

Go On Walking In Joyful Fear!

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List everything you hate here....

by under74 in

there seems to be some people here blaming this on that and that on this.

so, in the spirit of trying to clear the air and moving on i thought i'd start this post.

i'll start....... the amish--because they won't defend themselves.

professor

Hey ev, you're linking to pics on your hard drive. We can't see them. If you need them hosted let me know.

-pro

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List everything you hate here....

by under74 in

there seems to be some people here blaming this on that and that on this.

so, in the spirit of trying to clear the air and moving on i thought i'd start this post.

i'll start....... the amish--because they won't defend themselves.

professor

People I Can Do Without:

(borrowed from Geroge Carlin)

A stranger on the train who wants to tell me about their bowel movements.

A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.

Any man with a birthmark shaped like a hypodermic needle.

Anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy's birthday.

A priest with an eyepatch and a limp who's selling pieces of the cross.

Any woman who repeatedly gives me a high five during sex.

A cross-eyed man in a New Year's hat reciting "Casey at the Bat" in Latin.

Any guy named "Dogmeat" whose body has over six square feet of scar tissue.

A girl whose wallet contains nude photos of Sam Donaldson or Yassir Arafat.

Any couple who owns "his and hers" rectal thermometers.

Anyone who gets plastic surgery in an attempt to look more intelligent.

Anyone who refers to Charles Manson as "Chuck."

Anyone who receives e-mail from Willard Scott.

A retarded twelve-year-old who carries more than six books of matches.

Any man who gives himself a Harvey Wallbanger enema. On the rocks.

A homely, flat-chested woman wearing a "Foxy Lady" t-shirt.

Any person bleeding from three orifices who wants me to cosign for a loan.

Guys in their 50s named "Skip."

A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin.

A Boy Scout leader who owns a dildo shop.

People with big gums and small teeth.

Anyone who uses the word "Jesus" more than 300 times in a two minute conversation.

A dentist with blood in his hair.

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Explain monogamy to me

by joelbear in

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my preferred social construct would be a group of 5 to 10 men sharing space, chores, well everything.. if i were heterosexual i think i would prefer the same situation, 2 or 3 families living together and sharing all.. actually i believe this should be a worldwide goal, total community in every sense of the word.. i see no advantage served by social and sexual diads.. please explain it to me.

professor

It is a rare man, however, who can handle more than one wife

I love my wife dearly, but If I had more than one I think I would end up jumping off a tall building. One advantage to marriage is to not have to deal with much of the drama, jealousy, and instability involved in single life, dating, and roommate situations. A polyamourous arrangement to me would not close many issues that a monogamous marriage does indeed resolve. Also, balance would seem almost impossible. It seems that someone would end up getting the shaft one way or another. Also considering the complexity of a relationship of two and how often this seemingly simple concept fails, consider the dynamic of a group and how unprobable it would be for all to find lasting fulfillment. The idea of a cluster of wives making a professor sandwich, however, is a big turn on.

-pro

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If a JW widower remarries, what happens to the poor spouse at resurrection?

by kid-A in

this always weirded me out...if a jw's spouse dies (and lets assume they were reasonably young) and that widower re-marries, has a big happy family, etc etc.... now imagine resurrection day.....the last thing you remember is this person was the love of your life, your entire universe, your raison d'etre, and surprise!

they have moved on without you, and you are left high and dry....can you imagine the psychological nightmare this would be for the "resurrected"????

would you even want to come back to that??

professor

I'm still laughing at rub-a-dub.