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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  Watch out for kitty. She's got skills.
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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  professor

  aNd Y dO PeEpZ hAfTa TyPe LiKe DiS? DoEs AnYoNe ElSe GeT aNnOyEd By ThIs??????

  Y0u |v|3@n y0u c@n't r3@d thi$? W3@k!
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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

  by professor in

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  professor

  A thousand apologies-Danny

  No, I was serious. You're, like, famous dude.
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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

  by professor in

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  professor

  My life is complete now that Danny has hijacked a thread of my very own.

  
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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

  by professor in

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  professor

  Tom said that's right.
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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

  by professor in

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  professor

  I think I know why Jehovah hasn't made me His myspace friend. He probably already has 144 thousand and so He's all done.

  -pro
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  Theocracy & Slavery...

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  as you may know, jehovah's witnesses are not as much of a religion as they are a political government.. witnesses are anti-religion.

  (remember judge rutherford's slogan: "religion is a snare and a racket!"....).

  this "watchtower society" is an organization based on planet earth and living independent of established government.. jehovah's witnesses are based on a theocratic government.. this is a top-down control organization.

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  professor

  As you may know, Jehovah's Witnesses are not as much of a RELIGION as they are a political GOVERNMENT.

  Witnesses are anti-religion. (Remember Judge Rutherford's slogan: "Religion is a snare and a racket!"....)

  This "Watchtower Society" is an organization based on planet Earth and living independent of established government.

  Jehovah's Witnesses are based on a THEOCRATIC GOVERNMENT.

  This is a top-down control organization. JEHOVAH>>JESUS>>Faithful and Discreet Slave>>Elders>>you.

  Remember, this is definately slavery. Our masters ("you" as above) answer to the "Elders" who answer to the "Faithful and Discreet Slave".

  If there are slaves above us in our upline, we are only lower slaves in the downline.

  F*CK SLAVERY!
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  I am lame....

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  here i thought the xjw meetup in milwaukee was tonight.... had a babysitter and everything!

  thanks to bavman for setting me straight.

  by the way, it would be nice if more milwaukee area people came next week wednesday.

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  professor

  P.S.: Anybody in our area want a kitten?

  -pro
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  I am lame....

  by professor in

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  here i thought the xjw meetup in milwaukee was tonight.... had a babysitter and everything!

  thanks to bavman for setting me straight.

  by the way, it would be nice if more milwaukee area people came next week wednesday.

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  professor

  Blondie, I'm sure Santa will be more than happy to have you sit in his lap.

  -pro
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  I am lame....

  by professor in

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  here i thought the xjw meetup in milwaukee was tonight.... had a babysitter and everything!

  thanks to bavman for setting me straight.

  by the way, it would be nice if more milwaukee area people came next week wednesday.

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  professor

  Here I thought the XJW meetup in Milwaukee was tonight.... had a babysitter and everything! Thanks to Bavman for setting me straight. By the way, it would be nice if more Milwaukee area people came NEXT WEEK Wednesday. We're gonna do some X-mas stuff I hear! Sign up here brew city:
  
  http://exjw.meetup.com/56/events/4803489/