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  Are You the Weakest Link?

  by VioletAnai in

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  a little test: .

  the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.

  answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.

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  professor

  Prof, are you going for most anal link?

  Yes. Did I win? Wait I forgot to say BANK!
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  Are You the Weakest Link?

  by VioletAnai in

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  a little test: .

  the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.

  answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.

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  professor

  This test has several flaws:

  The answer to question 1 depends on when "now" is which is not clear.

  However, if we are assuming that "now" is immediately after passing the 2nd place runner, then we can answer question 2 also by continuing in chronological order. If you are passing the person in last place, it is very possible that you have lapped them if the race in on a track that circles. Therefore, if the answer to question 1 is "2nd place", continuing in chronological order would mean that you are still in 2nd place in question 2, and that you and the 1st place runner have just lapped the last place runner.

  Question 3, however, is unanswerable because "take" can mean the opposite of "add". Also the statement "1000 again" does not indicate what to do with that 1000.

  Question 4 can be guessed at but not answered absolutely because there are some males named Marie. The question does not say that Marie is female. Marie could be a boy with a feminine name, be intersexed, a transexual, a crossdresser, etc.
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  which winona are you?

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  http://www.shokraw.com/winonatest.html

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  professor

  Glad you took it first joeshmoe. I guess if I had to be female for this I'm glad I turned out to be a lesbian!
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  Is Gilligan really Satan?

  by simplesally in

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  anybody ever see this site?.

  the 7 deadly sins as seen thru the castaways!

  its a good laugh...but you can see how easy it is to make anyone, i mean just anyone, out to be "satan"!.

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  professor

  So I guess Gilligan isn't Satan after all, smoking all that weed! As most people know, Satans drug of choice is crystal meth. Duh!
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  confirm your apostasy.....

  by professor in

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  ...and apparently get the t-shirt too!

  http://cafepress.com/apostate .

  edited by - professor on 19 june 2002 10:54:19.

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  professor

  Yes. Actually the apostate shirt has nothing on the back. The other shirt does, as does the tote bag. I personally want the hat.
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  confirm your apostasy.....

  by professor in

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  ...and apparently get the t-shirt too!

  http://cafepress.com/apostate .

  edited by - professor on 19 june 2002 10:54:19.

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  professor

  ...and apparently get the T-shirt too! http://cafepress.com/apostate

  Edited by - professor on 19 June 2002 10:54:19
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  Online love

  by StinkyPantz in

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  do you think it's possible to fall in love with someone online?

  assuming they give you a real picture of themselves and are honest about themselves.. is it possible to love this person before you meet them?

  i'm not talking about the kind of love you share with your friends, i'm talking the real deal.

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  professor

  Anything is possible. It is even possible that Jehovah's Witnesses are the one true religion. Considering that, online love seems to be quite plausible!

  PS imissthedub: that explains your Limerick from last night.

  Edited by - professor on 19 June 2002 2:37:11
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  Is Gilligan really Satan?

  by simplesally in

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  anybody ever see this site?.

  the 7 deadly sins as seen thru the castaways!

  its a good laugh...but you can see how easy it is to make anyone, i mean just anyone, out to be "satan"!.

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  professor

  Yes, Gilligan is Satan. Also, E.T. is Jesus.
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  Will I Die?

  by professor in

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  my doctor recently told me that my blood pressure is normal, but at the higher end of normal.

  i should lower my cholesterol level via diet and exercise.

  fine.. recently i applied for a job that allows me to further my education during the week but will still provide for my family.

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  Thanks all. Today I visited my doctor (one of the top ten rated in my state). He said my blood pressure is lower than he has ever seen, and that the nurse's test was probably faulty.

  What a relief!
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  turn your speakers on for this one

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  eerily satisfying.... http://www.urban75.com/mag/bubble.html

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  professor

  "Echoes"

  Overhead the albatross

  Hangs motionless upon the air

  And deep beneath the rolling waves

  In labyrinths of coral caves

  An echo of a distant time

  Comes willowing across the sand

  And everything is green and submarine.

  And no one called us to the land

  And no one knows the where's or why's.

  Something stirs and something tries

  Starts to climb toward the light.

  Strangers passing in the street

  By chance two separate glances meet

  And I am you and what I see is me.

  And do I take you by the hand

  And lead you through the land

  And help me understand

  The best I can.

  And no one called us to the land

  And no one crosses there alive.

  No one speaks and no one tries

  No one flies around the sun....

  Almost everyday you fall

  Upon my waking eyes,

  Inviting and inciting me

  To rise.

  And through the window in the wall

  Come streaming in on sunlight wings

  A million bright ambassadors of morning.

  And no one sings me lulabyes

  And no one makes me close my eyes

  So I throw the windows wide

  And call to you across the sky....