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  Trick or Tracting!

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  i don't know why we never thought of this when i was a witness.

  we could have "trick or tracted!".

  brooklyn heights blog.

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  Our grandfather died a week ago- guess why we didn't know.

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  my sister and i who are disfellowshipped have a jw elder as a father.

  guess why mom and dad didn't tell us that our grandfather died a week ago?

  thanks watchtower for denying us our grandfather's funeral.

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  Inconvenient Watchtower Anagrams!

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  as you probably know, an anagram is made by taking all of the letters in a word or phrase and re-arranging them to spell something else.

  sometimes it can be humourously approprite what you can come up with.

  for instance, you can re-arrange the letters in.

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  Charles Taze Russell Wants to be Your Friend!

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  if you are on myspace, please take a moment to add pastor russell to your friends list!.

  if you're not on myspace, best to stay off....way too addicting!.

  http://www.myspace.com/charlestazerussell

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  c t russell as pop icon

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  I hate chain emails.

  by professor in

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  but i'll post the sh&t here, yo.. sorry, there's this "you know you're a 90's kid" thing going around so i couldn't help rewriting it for the 80's:.

  you know you're an 80's kid if.... you have a younger cousin or brother named jordan (after michael jordan).. you used the word "grody" in a science paper.. you were shocked at run dmc because they actually swore in a rap song.. you needed to keep your legs warm a lot.. you were secretly planning to be part of the paisley underground.. you parents wouldn't let you have pop rocks because they kill children.. the words "shazbot!

  " and "nano nano!

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  Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

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  i think i know why jehovah hasn't made me his myspace friend.

  he probably already has 144 thousand and so he's all done.. .

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  Theocracy & Slavery...

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  as you may know, jehovah's witnesses are not as much of a religion as they are a political government.. witnesses are anti-religion.

  (remember judge rutherford's slogan: "religion is a snare and a racket!"....).

  this "watchtower society" is an organization based on planet earth and living independent of established government.. jehovah's witnesses are based on a theocratic government.. this is a top-down control organization.

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  I am lame....

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  here i thought the xjw meetup in milwaukee was tonight.... had a babysitter and everything!

  thanks to bavman for setting me straight.

  by the way, it would be nice if more milwaukee area people came next week wednesday.

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  New Upside-Down Christmas Tree

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  jw's can get these this year and show how anti-christmas they really are!

  (it's real, we have 'em at target, too!).

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