Betheliesalot

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  JW Jokes

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.

  watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.

  what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?

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  Betheliesalot

  How do you get "new light" from an old Watchtower?

  Set it on fire.
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  Pondering the real numbers

  by Deltawave in

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  2. experiences

  i was sat in the assembly hall yesterday, wondering how many pimo ones like me there was there.

  or even if they don't know ttatt still don't believe it for whatever reason.. i think there must be more of (us) there than we all realise.

  i mean, brothers reaching out is at an all time low, information via the internet is at an all time high and the preaching work has now become a motionless, speechless babysitting of a book shelf advertising a website as someone here pointed out!.

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  Betheliesalot

  Sometimes I change my wifi name to TTATT, and a few times I spell it out. You can see a lot of goofy wifi names too at assemblies. Thank goodness for iPads to keep our minds wandering.
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  Today's WT Paragraph 4

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i thought that this little gem deserved a thread of it's own.. 4. why is it important for us to be present at the memorial if at all possible?.

  4 reflect on the importance of attending the memorial.

  remember, congregation meetings are part of our worship.

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  Betheliesalot

  The first paragraph has the most cultish sentence I have seen them put into writing . "Each year, this observance is the most amazing unifying event that takes place on planet earth." Only those fully in can swallow this imaginary image that there is nothing else going on that evening anywhere on earth, geez its getting so deep.
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  What Music have you Been Listening to this Last Year ? Post You tubes if you Like !

  by flipper in

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wktxjuyiat4.

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  Betheliesalot

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWlG7tdayBY

  Sam was a PK ( preacher,s kid)
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  What Music have you Been Listening to this Last Year ? Post You tubes if you Like !

  by flipper in

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wktxjuyiat4.

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  Betheliesalot

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8
  
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  Oh My Dear Papa

  by compound complex in

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  if you need or want a good cry .

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  .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9pq7qpklum.

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  Betheliesalot

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0XIIEbb6gc
  
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  Please Switch Off Your Critical Thinking

  by pale.emperor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have an uneasy feeling inside that something is coming this year or the next.

  perhaps a new big announcement that turns jwdom on it's head.. we've seen the statement in the watchtower november 15th, 2013 which said:.

  watchtower november 15th, 2013 - page 20, paragraph 17.. .

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  Betheliesalot

  Im surprised they haven't asked all to cancel their cable tv supscriptions and use the funds to support JW broadcasting. Tie in all computers to the mother borg, so they can run a tally on who is really watching the broadcast. Anyone caught watching "worldly" tv will be marked
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  Married witness is caught on video stripping on his door to door ministry! Hilarious

  by Betheliesalot in

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  2. humour

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5058729/married-jehovah-s-witness-seduced-actress.html just saw this today and not sure if it is real or just a set up to "poke" fun at witnesses .

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  Betheliesalot

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5058729/Married-Jehovah-s-Witness-seduced-actress.html Just saw this today and not sure if it is real or just a set up to "poke" fun at witnesses
  
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  Lack of young people in the congregation?

  by IAmJustMe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  been baptized for two years but being in the truth for longer.

  one thing i have always noticed is the lack of young people in the congregation.

  does anyone feel the same ?.

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  Betheliesalot

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIu0tm_DyM They started making god-awful videos in the 60,s to try and appeal to the young, but even 60 years later they are not getting much better at keeping ones from leaving.
  
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  The Preaching Method Has Flip-Flopped Again

  by pale.emperor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  im currently reading a book called jehovah's witnesses: portrait of a contemporary religious movement (https://www.amazon.co.uk/jehovahs-witnesses-portrait-contemporary-religious/dp/0415266106).the researcher is a social scientist, was never a jw, who studied with the witnesses solely to write this book.

  his research has been quite thorough and objective which is commendable.he mentioned in the book how rutherford didn't want his colporters (pioneers) giving their own sermons or bible interpretation, but instead he had them going door to door with his records.

  (i have some converted to mp3, they're very boring).

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  Betheliesalot

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN4VW2MXlLA I cringe whenever I see some religion going to the street to loud mouth their beliefs. I guess the former individual thinks there is some scorekeeper in the sky keeping score for their salvation.