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  8/15/12 WT--Naughty Elder's Wife Teaches Students "The Deep Things of God"

  by sd-7 in

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  page 28, paragraph 13:.

  "an improper romantic relationship could develop within the congregation.

  daniel and his wife, sarah, were regular pioneers.

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  Nambo

  In the New System, there will be compounds, Brothers will be in one, and Sisters in another, and they will never be allowed to meet.

  Only Elders will be permitted access to both compounds, especially single ones who might be looking for a wife.

  For the rest of us, there will be no marrying as we will be like Angels, so no point in even seeing the opposite sex.

  All brothers will live in dormitories, at night, Elders will patrol these dormitories to ensure all Brothers are sleeping with their hands on the ouside of the bedsheets.

  It will be a real Paradise.
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  The world ends on May 27, 2012....

  by pseudoxristos in

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  or so says ronald weinland;.

  may 27, 2012april 29, 2012. as readers of this site know, may 27, 2012, is the time that i have stated as being the date jesus christ will return as king of kings over all government on this earth.

  for such an event to come to pass, the trumpets of revelation must all sound, the united states and dollar collapse, the ten nations of europe arise to fulfill the final revival of the holy roman empire, and russia with china must unite against europe in wwiii.. .... http://www.ronaldweinland.com/.

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  Actually, the world ended on 11th March 2011,

  its not an instantaneous process mind.
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  Beer tastes yucky

  by mrsjones5 in

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  2. friends

  i've tried and tried to like beer but i just can't.

  if that sounds juvenile (with is really funny cuz i'm soon to be 47) so be it.

  my hubby, on the other hand, loves beer and ale especially wheat beers.

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  On a really hot day, take your German Wheat beer, put it in the freezer for a while until it becomes a slush, then drink that, very nice.

  Ushers 4 seasons is a very nice beer, shame Tesco didnt stock it for long.

  I like a nice heavy Porter.
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  Is this summation of the JW preaching work fair?

  by nicolaou in

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  2. beliefs

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  "if you consistently reject our message you will deserve the death our god brings upon you"..

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  Well done "the crushed", I would imagine this includes rather a large portion of JWs, I actually like JWs, just the religion thats bad.

  Towards the end of my preaching days, I strated to figure, maybe it was better for people if I didnt warn them, that way, if they died before the big "A", they would get a resurrection, whereas, if I warned them first, they wouldnt take any notice any way, as nobody does, but then when they die before the big "A", they dont get the resurrection.

  So I figured out it was more life saving to not preach to them in the first place.
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  I'm looking forward to the responses

  by wolfman85 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as many of you know i don't speak english well.

  i posted a topic that nobody answered.

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  Nambo

  Earth.

  I belive Christians will be taken to Israel, once God cleans it of the Synogoge of Satan, Eziekiels third temple gets built and from which flows the river of life, and that their will still be non Christians living in the rest of the world, these will be the ones who try to attack the Holy city at the end of the 1000 years.

  If all Christians lived in Heaven, who would the nations of the Earth be able to attck the Holy City?
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  I think many of you will return to the religion one day

  by free2beme in

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  2. friends

  i don't mean this as an insult, more of a life experience thing.

  i saw a lot of people leave in my years there and a lot were angry with the religion and the people, and some even protested the kingdom halls and wrote things in the newspapers.

  a lot though, came back in time, as it was just the comfort zone they felt at ease in.

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  Maybe they all returned to the religion?

  I would like too myself.

  Once they admit they arnt the faithfull and discreet slave, Jesus didnt come in 1914, BTG is Jerusalem, salvation is by grace, abandon the Caste system, and abandon all their doctrines of men.

  Oh, and put windows in the Kingdom halls!!!!
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  any south londoners out there?

  by londonlady in

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  or should i say 'sowf ladanars'?

  ;) pm me if you like.

  looking2 find fellow apostates in my general area.

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  Hi Londonlady, did you like The Stranglers?

  Iam from Croydon area, whereabouts in Siuth Lundon are you from?
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  I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Dark Shadows

  by TOTH in

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  these shows and a few others were banned in my parents home when i was a kid.

  demunz and the like were the reason given by the wts and thus my folks followed suit with the the rule of the house.

  shhhh i watched them anyways.

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  Having abusive and neglectfull parents, my role models where those nice American folk on the TV, thankfully back in the 60s, the good guys where good guys, unlike today where I probably would have turned out to be a violent monster.

  I wish I had parents like Samatha and Darren, my own parents wouldnt hardly even talk to me, just kick me in the stomach and make me stay alone in my bedroom till school the next day, at least I was allowed to watch Bewiched, Batman, Lost in Space, or Daktari before the enforced isolation started when my stepfather arrived home.
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  The 70 year old virgin! So tragic!

  by serenitynow! in

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  2. friends

  did anyone hear about this story?

  this lady is 70, and has not done it yet.

  now she thinks it's time, but she doesn't believe in premarital marriage.

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  I see that despite being 70, her "standards are still very high" and shes, "hoping to bag a millionaire".

  Seems then that money is her greatest desire, we have a name for woman like that, maybe thats why shes still a virgin, I predict a lonely and chaste life ahead of her.
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  LDS (Mormon) wheelers and dealers coming over tonight at 7 PST. What would you ask them?

  by sabastious in

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  2. friends

  hey jwn.

  a couple of mormon missionaries came to my house last week and i invited them in.

  what can i say, curiosity killed the cat.

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  Nambo

  Is Galations 1 verse 8 thier favourite scripture?