Caleb's Mom.
I hate that b--ch!
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time magazine advertisment.. drugs will get you out in field service.
lol.
Caleb's Mom.
I hate that b--ch!
in his preesentation, he speaks to "you the young ones".
"you are the next generation of " adult witnesses.
this one sentence using generation in the normal way, at a stroke, shows they just made up the overlapping teaching to get themselves out of a hole.. .
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http://www.vice.com/read/inside-the-jehovahs-witnesses-british-headquarters-829.
vice.
inside the jehovah's witnesses' british headquartersby adam forrestoct 8 2014. .
In the picture of Awakes and Watchtowers, notice the main article in the Awake at the lower right corner.
The Ancient Art of Begging.
The WT Society could probably revise that article with a few more of their modern day methods.
How long before some hip young witnesses start burning permanent JW.ORG tattoos on their body?
First it will be their upper arms, so they can reveal them discreetly to close friends. Eventually the tattoos come down the arm to the back of the hand, so all can see their tattoos and, therefore, devotion to the organization. The elders will not try disfellowshipping someone for tattooing the WT approved logo on their body. They may even get ones themselves, at a discreet location, for wifey to see.
Just wasted my time writing a rant and then hit the wrong button. Everything disappeared.
not to take away from yondaime's thread but i just wanted to ask about personal experiences regarding the congregation meetings.. when i was young, [about 10] in the early sixties one brother in our hall used to read the watchtower about once every two months.
back then they were not too particular about who they got.
if he was baptized, he would read.. this brother was a terrible reader, he obviously would never prepare and when he came to a word he could not pronounce he simply said, ...' wheelbarrow'.. of course the kids in the hall looked eagerly for the time br.
Not to take away from Yondaime's thread but I just wanted to ask about personal experiences regarding the congregation meetings.
When I was young, [about 10] in the early sixties one brother in our hall used to read the Watchtower about once every two months. Back then they were not too particular about who they got. If he was baptized, he would read.
This brother was a terrible reader, he obviously would never prepare and when he came to a word he could not pronounce he simply said, ...' wheelbarrow'.
Of course the kids in the hall looked eagerly for the time Br. SoandSo was going to be the reader. He would always say 'wheelbarrow' at least once and, during some readings, several times. Of course, all the kids in the congregation would look at each other and snicker. "There's another one". I always thought it strange that the adults never batted an eye. They must have just thought, " Well, that's Bro SoandSo".
Is there anything about the meetings that you can relate that is strange or out of the ordinary?
so get this...this is one strange occurrence that almost ended in awkward disaster.
so i took the week off from work to do some home reno projects.
this morning i was doing some yard work and just finished mowing the front yard.
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i cannot wrap my mind around the fact that there is jw tv.
being a born in and living most of my life hearing how tv evangelism is wrong and lazy preaching yet seeing this unfold solidifies this religion as a cult!.
i remember back when i began my fade a few years ago i told my brother during an argument how this religion is just like any other religion in that its bull.
DATA-DOG said '... Miracle Wheat!!! LOL!!! I have already used the 144,000 Club joke on a dub, my next phrase will be , " Holy Miracle Wheat!!!" '
How about
Holy Miracle Wheat ' GB MAN '. [Pow, Smash, Bammo]