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  Santa Claus is coming to town

  by myself in

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  yep, less then a month.

  okay, okay, i know we haven't even gotten thru thanksgiving yet, but my inner child is getting excited about it.

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  I can understand it, being in the borg for a many years and now able to celibrate ........There is a lot of Childhood exicitement to catch up on.

  Mind you though my wife is still a twit-nurse and she will not want to go to any of my families crimbo get togethers, so I am a bit stuck!

  My mother DA herself.........so that makes it difficult, incase the local JW population see my wife associating with her.

  I will be getting plenty of booze in though!

  Happy Christmas to everyone.

  Think of me when you are tucking into that Christmas dinner..........Ohhhhhhhh! I am getting hungry just thinking about it!

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  Little man

  by qwerty in

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  joke.......from jasper carrott show last night.. i carn't rem exactly how it goes so i will have to add ,.

  it show how much people know about jesus and how much the uk isn't a christian country anymore........ i was in a jewelers shop the other day and a young girl was asking what gold chains and pendants they sold.

  the assistant asked what sort of pendant she would like.

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  Joke.......from Jasper Carrott show last night.

  I carn't rem exactly how it goes so I will have to add ,

  It show how much people know about Jesus and how much the UK isn't a Christian country anymore.......

  I was in a jewelers shop the other day and a young girl was asking what gold chains and pendants they sold.

  The assistant asked what sort of pendant she would like. The girls decided on a cross and she was shown all of them by the assistant. The girls looked rather fed up because she had at that stage set her heart on a cross, and not been able to choose one she likes. The assistant askes her what was wrong, the girl replied......"the crosses are a bit plain aren't they"!.....The assistant asks "what do you mean"? The girl replies......."Don't you have any with the little man on"?

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  In a perfect world

  by qwerty in

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  http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/wtc.asp .

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  http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/wtc.asp

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  Slip of the tongue

  by els in

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  have you ever said anything embarassing by saying the wrong word because of what you were thinking about?.

  i once saw a very hot guy come into the restaurant where i work.

  as he was walking in i was thinking how much i loved his eyes (as well as some other things).

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  When I was a good wittle JW Pioneer, on one of many occasions I was asked to do a demo on offering the WT & Aw.

  I did a perfect presentation of da "good news"tm right untill getting the mags out to show the house holder.......That's where it when right, ermmmm I mean wrong. Every time I trird to say Bible based magazines all I could say was......"I am sure you would really enjoy reading our Bable based magazines"!

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  Hello!

  by Aztec in

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  hi all!

  some may know me from the beyond boards (of whatever you may call them

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  Hi Aztec

  Welcome to the board, you are amongst friends here.

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  How many times a day do U think about being ExJW?

  by LyinEyes in

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  i thought about this tonite, i was out on the town with my husband, trying to forget about the week i had of being sick.

  trying to not think about my 3 kids problems they all have,,,,,,,,like who gets to do what this weekend and who's turn it is to call the radio.

  just trying to unwind a bit.

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  I think about it all the time, to the point of it irritating me!

  Mind you I am still officially one of them.

  6 Months and no meetings, wife still goes so she's a reminder of da Troof.

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  Letter to the GB

  by Undecided in

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  governing body .

  watchtower bible & tract society .

  dear who ever you are, .

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  A GB "FIREWALL" comes to mind! qwerty
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  JW answer on UN issu

  by happy man in

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  i find this on an jw site, its about the ub issu.. 1991, one of the legal corporations of the wts registered with the united nations as an ngo for the sole purpose of getting access to the extensive library of the united nations.

  this enabled a writer who received an identification card, to enter the library, to enter the library for research purposes and to obtain information that has been used in writing articles in our journals about the united nations.

  there was nothing secret about it.

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  United Nations UN LOGO Here. Nations Unies

  H E A D Q U A R T E R S S I E G E N E W Y O R K, N Y 1 0 0 1 7 TEL. : 1 (212) 963 - 1234 - FAX : 1 (212) 963 - 4879

  18 March 2002

  Dear Mr. XX,

  In reply to your letter dated 19 Februrary 2002, please be informed of the following:

  The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York, Inc., an NGO, had been associated with the DPI since 1992 and requested to terminate its association in 2001. the request was granted on 9 October 2001.

  According to the website www.watchtower.org, the organization is a legal organization in use by Jehovahs Witnesses. The United Nations does not force or trick any NGO to be associated with DPI.

  The criteria for association for NGOs have not been changed since 1991. We are also attaching a copy of response from our office to inquiries about the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.

  Sincerely,

  Lyutha Al-Mughairy

  Chief Public Liaison Service Department of Public Information

  cc: S. Tharoor T. Gastaut P. Hoeffel

  Even with direct written evidence from the UN

  .......In the end the JW's will believe the WTS. After all they don't tell lies!

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  Wt frontpage the rigth adress

  by Nordic in

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  www.dbhome.dk/carlo/osamavt.jpg .

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  Brummie, fancy a drink some time?

  by Pleasuredome in

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  hi brummie.

  yer me and johnathonseagul will have to come over to my old home town of birmingham and meet up with you and whoever you know over there for a few lagers.

  just a point to mention from a baby to the age of 3 i attend, what is now the notorious, rubry cong.

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  I live in lower Black Pudding county. Heeeeee bhar gum! Qwerty

  Edited by - qwerty on 3 November 2002 11:21:28